Report: There’s Actually Like A Whole Week Between Christmas And NYE
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While caught in the midst of a four week holiday break from work, Georgina Lorigan says she has lost complete track of...
Bermuda’s Dwayne Leverock is Windies only hope of Sydney victory
29 December, 2015. 11:25
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THE WINDIES SECRET WEAPON has been revealed.
Bermudan superstar Dwayne Leverock has arrived in the harbour city...
Mrs Claus Reportedly Suffering Severe Stomach Cramps, Heavy Christmas Period To Blame
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The wife of a prominent religious figure has been airlifted to hospital from the remote region of Lapland, within...
Khawaja Joins One Nation’s Elite List Of ‘People We Don’t Need To Mention Are Muslim’
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Australian test player and Sydney Thunder opener Usman Khawaja's 97 at the WACA today has landed him in good stead as the only remaining specialist...
Local Dad Forced To Drop Son From Backyard Cricket Side Just Days Before Cousins Arrive
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LOCAL FATHER-OF-THREE, Chris Richards has had to make the painstaking decision to drop his most timid son, Andrew (14), from the family's backyard side,...
Stoner Sloth Seeks New Ways To Hide Pain Of Parents’ Divorce
20 December, 2015 17:05
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In the wake of a blatant Government-approved character assassination, Delilah "Stoner Sloth" Carpenter (17) says she will now have to find...
Local Man Struggling To Give A Fuck About Coworker’s Drunken Confessions
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Local man, Toby Lockyer has found himself in the least desirable seat at this particular staff party.
While enjoying an open bar at a local...
Infamous People Smuggler Arrested After Dramatic Man Hunt
18 December, 2015 10:35
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The Australian is reporting that infamous people smuggler Han Solo has been arrested on the cloud planet, Bespin.
Han Solo...
Man’s Entire Office Now Knows He Was Watching Very Loud Porn Last Time He Used Laptop
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Local man, 28-year-old Dave Sampson has involuntarily informed his entire office of his preferences when it comes to adult films.
After running late to...
Salim Mehajer Allegedly In Talks To Buy The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs
15 December, 2015 10:45
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The man who made headlines earlier this year for the infamously lavish wedding that “put Auburn on the map”...
