Local Man Bombards Four Social Media Channels With Proof That He Exercises Sometimes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IN A THINLY-VEILED attempt at telling every woman he has on social media that he now exercises, a 29-year-old...
5 Easy Tips For Filming Racist Incidents On Public Transport
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Filming a public disturbance is harder than most people think.
Whether it's a racist middle-aged woman's offensive tirade on public transport, or a...
Australia’s Got Talent named ironically, say producers
2 February, 2016. 11:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE SEASON DEBUT OF Australia's Got Talent raised eyebrows across the country last night as many where...
Pedestrian.tv Reporter Fired After Failing To Use ‘Adorbs’ And ‘Turnt’ In A Headline This Week
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A reporter for the "House Of Pop Cult" news and media organisation, Pedestrian.tv, has had her employment terminated during a group WIP meeting...
Local Fourth Grade Footballers Not Required To Apologise For Obvious Alcohol Problems
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The South Betoota Australian Rules social grade footballers were not met with a press conference this morning, despite the fact they have spent the...
5 Tips To Help Protect Your Pet From The Sexual Advances Of Rugby League Players
28 January, 2016 15:45
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Sydney Roosters and NSW Origin halfback, Mitchell Pearce has made headlines today after he received a suspension and a...
Joel Monaghan Sneers At Mitchell Pearce’s Half-Hearted Attempt At Rooting A Dog
28 January, 2016 13:05
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It is believed that former Canberra Raiders centre, Joel Monaghan has laughed off suggestions that the currently disgraced NSW...
Local Monarchist Terrified That The Queen Will Stop Visiting Australia Every Five-To-Ten Years
27 January, 2016 14:45
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As loyal monarchist, Jane Wu says her biggest concern about the possibility of Australia becoming an independent republic is...
Top 5 ABC Kids Shows To Distract From What Happened In The Days After The First Fleet Arrived
It’s another sunny Australia Day in this great southern land, and what better way to forget about our country’s dark history of whitewashing and...
7 Other Times A Boatful Of Englishmen Resulted In Heaps Of People Dying
25 January, 2016 13:05
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Tomorrow marks the official National Day of Australia. Celebrated annually on 26 January, it marks the anniversary of the...
