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Robbie Farah Reveals He Nearly ‘Pulled A Fa’alogo’ During Recent Spat With Taylor

25 July, 2016 10:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT IN THE NRL, Wests Tigers executives have today announced they will meet to discuss Robbie Farah’s strident criticism of the club...

Local Dad Mercilessly Heckles Hungover Waiter During Family Breakfast

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Dad Ken Gillespie (59) is really enjoying giving it to the hungover waiter at a family breakfast this morning, it has...

PC Gone Mad? Brisbane High School Bans Punch Ons That Include More Than 7 People

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Brisbane high school has drawn criticism today after parents of students complained about new measures put in place to curb the...

AFP Investigating Dancing With The Stars Over Links To Extremism

20 July, 2016 14:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Federal Police have reportedly raided the HSV-7  (Global Television) studios in Melbourne this afternoon in response to the increasing...

ABC Media Watch Now Solely Focused On Explaining The Internet To Old People

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local old person, John Solander (67) says that he didn't know people could read news online until about a fortnight ago. "I just...

National Art School Students Vow To Keep Painting As Baird Replaces Teachers With Pokie Machines

18 July, 2016 16:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The uncomfortably youthful and open-minded students from the National Art School have today vowed to keep attempting to learn,...

Mike Baird Bans Blowjobs

14 July, 2016. 11:05 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Female-on-male and male-on-male oral sex will be banned in New South Wales from July 1 next year, with...

Former QLD Maroons Prop Steve Price Begs Feminists To Stop Sending Him Hate Mail

12 July, 2016. 15:025 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Former Queensland and Australian NRL representative, Steve Price has made an impassioned plea to the frustrated female viewers...

Pauline Hanson’s Media Boycott Leaves Sunrise In Need Of A New Islam Expert

12 July, 2016. 13:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Last week the recently elected federal senator and leader of the far-right political party One Nation, Pauline Hanson, struck...

Tortured High Schooler Not Even Sure What Triggers His Erections Anymore

12 July, 2016. 10:05 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local teenager, Ed Harper can't stand up right now. For fear of being asked by his English teacher to help...

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