Betoota’s Priest Says The Spirit Of Christmas Can Be Perfectly Summed Up By John McClane Running Barefoot Over Broken Glass In The Ductwork Of Nakatomi Plaza
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Father Sharma of Betoota's Combined Churches has today shared with his congregation a Christmas message to our local residents and beyond, after what...
Australia Farewells Beloved Author Who Wrote Books For Kids Who Preferred Hand Grenades Over Magic Wands
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Young adults across Australia are today farewelling a man who activated teenage imaginations right across the world.
Beloved Australian author John Marsden, whose novels...
Last Remaining Shortbread Hides In Full Icing Sugar Camouflage
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The shortbread is back on the living room table, and depending on that nationality of whoever cooked them, they are disappearing fast.
While the...
Shock As Danish Biccie Tin Actually Has Biccies In It
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It's that time of the year where people gift each other aluminium tins of non-perishable Scandinavian biscuits, for some reason.
And for some other...
Dutton Vows To Boycott Christmas: “Unlike Albanese, I Don’t Celebrate The Birth Of Palestinian Socialists”
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As workplaces around the country begin to close down for Christmas, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a message to all Australians ahead...
Bluey The Movie: Australia’s Favourite Blue Heeler Gets Caught Up In Queensland’s Puppy Crime Wave
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The ABC's greatest television export continues to go from strength to strength, as Australia's favourite cartoon canine Bluey is set to hit the...
Dutton Still Talking About Nuclear Like It’s Anything Other Than A Stunt To Prolong Gas And Coal
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Peter Dutton's war on getting anything done is starting to become predictable this week, as the Leader Of The Opposition reveals his plan...
8 Hours Of Drinking Mid Strengths Immediately Undone By A Tray Of Rums At Sundown
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What was initially a plan to drink and talk shit all day - without getting blind drunk and talking too much shit -...
Coastal Town Kebab Joint Thrives As Only Place To Get A Feed Outside Of The Midday-To-8pm Window
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The coastal beach town of Yabbie Lake is the ideal place to pull up for the Christmas holidays.
With locals who don't seem too...
Pisshead Stumbling Home From The Pub Takes A Breather On Local Dad’s Cute DIY Swing
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A steaming pisshead is thankful for the hard work of a local DIY Dad this morning, after using a cute street swing as...
