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Forever Renters With 2 Kids In Childcare Really Tempted To Vote For Tax-Free Corporate Long Lunches

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Whispers coming out of Parliament House today suggest that Prime Minister Albanese will be setting the date for the 2025 Federal Election tomorrow. This...

Parramatta Fan Now In A Parallel AFL Universe After Visiting The Long-Suffering Suburb Of St Kilda

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Parramatta Eels fans Oxley Tuross (46) has today learnt that there is an entire suburb in Melbourne full of people who have...

Nation Responds To Government’s 2025 Federal Budget: “Yeh Cool”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With no election date set, the Australian media have instead channelled all of their excitement and energy into the 2025 Federal Budget. For the...

Real Estate Agent Hides His Excitement As Wife Reveals Home-Owning Friend Has Been Cheated On

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota's most gun second-hand house salesmen has today received some good news about recent developments within his wider social circle. And is...

Tasmanians Fear That Experimenting With Nuclear Power Will Cause Locals To Become One-Headed

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The growing opposition to the Liberal Party's un-costed and and increasingly unclear Nuclear Power Plan is starting to show in poll numbers. Initially thought...

After Being Left To Cook For Long Enough, Queenslander’s Redneck Rant Eventually Morphs Into Radical Left-Wing Economics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After the hysteria of Cyclone Alfred, the constant spotlight on Peter Dutton, and a change in state government - Queenslanders are once again...

Liberal Staffer Sacked For Suggesting Coalition Comes Up With An Actual Policy Instead Of Culture Wars Brain Rot

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man in the Liberal Party of Australia has today been given his marching orders. A staffer to a senior politician within...

National Party Suspicious That Dutton’s Deportation Referendum Is A Ploy To Exile Barnaby To NZ

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coalition is in disarray today, after Opposition Leader Peter Dutton announced a thought bubble policy that nobody in the National Party or...

Prime Minister Considers Calling The Election For Later This Arvo As Labor Lifts In The Polls

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent poll of 2,256 voters has shown that more people want to keep Anthony Albanese as the country’s leader than those who...

Local Queenslander Means No Disrespect To The Irish But He’ll Stick To Splitting The X

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A full-blooded Queenslander has this afternoon tip toed around cultural sensitivities and very politely opted against drinking a Guinness on St Paddy's Day. Local...

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