Nation Unanimously Decides On Replacing Advance Australia Fair With The Nosebleed Section
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Public debate surrounding the national anthem's inclusiveness to Aboriginal communities has today been put to bed, as the people of Australia decide on...
Townsville Man Reluctantly Puts On One Of Them Shirts With Buttons As Temperature Dips To 22°
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An unprecedented cold front has resulted in a complete overhaul of day-to-day wardrobes in the Northern capital today.
Cloud cover following heavy showers last...
Barrie Cassidy Valiantly Boromirs Himself To Protect Journalistic Integrity During AFP Raids
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The Australian Federal Police are today reporting that their highly intrusive raids of the ABC were all for nothing, after being held up...
AFP Raids The School Of Hard Knocks Over ‘Labor Death Tax’ Leaks
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Just days after the Australian Federal Police raided the both the ABC and Newscorp, one of Australia's most famous educational institutions has revealed...
Canberra Raiders Raided By The AFP For Stealing Their Nickname
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Australia is bracing for more “heavy-handed” raids by the Federal Police, following the extraordinary searches of the clubhouse of prominent NRL minnows the...
“Everyone In The Bikram Yoga Studio Now!” Yells A Furious Brad Fittler At Blues Recovery
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The Maroons have snatched game I of the 2019 State of Origin series with a thrilling second half finish in Brisbane.
Two last-game tries...
Uncle Tony X Joins His Koori Brothers In Boycotting Pre-Origin National Anthem
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Former Australian Prime Minister and respected Northern Beach elders, Uncle Tony Abbott has this evening backed backed fellow Indigenous Blues players Cody Walker,...
AFP Raid Local Beer Garden After Half-Pissed Punter Says Bloody Government Is Full Of Crooks
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Australian Federal Police officers are raiding the Lord Kidman Hotel in South Betoota over a series of slightly derogatary remarks made about the...
Will Chambers Throws On A Brent Tate Neck-Guard As Maroons Prepare For The Next 8-In-A-Row
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The next era of Maroons dominance looks to be underway, with Kalyn Ponga stepping into the boots of JT and Josh Papalli looking...
Morrison Presents The Queen With Andrew Fifita’s Unwashed 2016 Sharks Grand Final Jersey
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made it clear that he does not support an Australian republic, during his first ever meeting with Queen...
