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Banking Executive Gets A Septum Piercing To Match His Leftie Stance Against Funding Adani

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local high-ranking finance executive from a big four bank has today arrived at his top floor office in Inner-Betoota with a new...

Sydney Residents Finally Treated To Decent Internet As Chinese Warships Arrive In Harbour

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly a quarter of the Australian population are today enjoying a brief reprieve from the lacklustre national broadband, as a non-password protected internet...

AFL Fan Puzzled As To How Black Origin Players Are Allowed To Get Away With So Much Culture

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are today astounded at the behaviour of the uppity blacks north of the Barassi Line, who are free to flaunt their culture...

Nats Read The Room And Decide To Support Nuclear Energy Same Week As ‘Chernobyl’ Season Finale

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what has been described as the most Nationals moment since Andrew Broad was forced to resign for spending thousands of tax-payer dollars...

Lengthy CSIRO Report Confirms Kerser Is The Sickest

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The CSIRO's inaugural GUTARAP report, prepared collaboratively with  a range of industry stakeholders, updates estimates of the lad rap scene and consumer polling...

Nation Making Some Big Assumptions That The Rest Of These Blokes Even Know The Lyrics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Conservative media commentators and furious photos of dirtbikes and jet-skis are still outraged today, after Rabbitohs player Cody Walker doesn't seem to be...

Folau Supporter Makes Radical U-Turn On Free Speech As Black Origin Players Boycott Anthem

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Australian-flag-meme has today completely changed his tune on what he believes to be a constitutional right to 'FREE SPECH'. Bruce Shayler, a...

ScoMo Comes Good On His Promise Of New Jobs In Queensland By Bringing Back The Crushers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After new concerns were voiced by the CFMEU that the long-awaited Adani coal mine is going to be predominantly automated, The Morrison government...

Uncle Tony X Still Waiting To Hear Back From Briggs After Mailing Demo Tape Off To Shepparton

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After being forced to watch all of his duties as the Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs being handed over to that flash Noongar...

Moby Claims He Hooked Up With A Really Hot Chick From Another Town While On Family Holiday

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of social media pile-ones over questionable claims in his new memoir, Moby has issued a public apology to a random chick...

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