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“Job For You My Neph” Uncle Tony X Calls Barnaby With Offer To Solve His Financial Woes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The recently-povo former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has stayed strong on his calls to raise Newstart, suggesting people on unemployment benefits would...

Poor Old Barnaby Forced To Smoke Horizon Red 50s

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's struggling Member for Newstart has today revealed that things are so crook he can't even smoke his favourite Peter Jackson milds anymore. The...

Barnaby Joyce Forced To Wear His Older Cousins Oversized Hand-Me-Downs

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today been forced to justify the comments he made to a newspaper in which he claimed...

Carefully Curated Splendour Photos Facing Bulk Delete After Instagram Removes Like Count

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Instagram's move to take the onus away from 'likes' is being described a game changer by many who use the app, but Australian...

Recently Single Friend Organises Weekend Plans With The Absolute Worst People

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Friends of recently-single local woman, Jade Eddex (27), say they've been keeping a close eye on her over the last few months. With a...

Underbelly Season 1 To Be Rebooted With Same Characters Currently Being Released From Jail

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Channel 9 executives are licking their lips today, after signing off on their newest true crime drama reboot. Season 1 on the famed TV...

MasterChef Season Finale To Follow Contestants As They Navigate Through Fair Work Helpline

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tonight's MasterChef finale will have it all, as contestants jump the final hurdles thrown at them by Matt, Gary and George. They may have...

Declining Outback Town Chooses To Die With Dignity Rather Than Tell Anyone They Found Opals

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the population shrinking by 10% every year, the historic Outback town of Glassbarby has decided they would rather wilt away and die...

ATO’s First Wave Of Tax Returns Highlighted By A Sharp Increase Of Fresh Tatts In Newsfeed

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tax returns are already making their way onto Orange splurge cards across the country, that's according to Australia's tattoo sector. The ATO will typically...

Morbidly Obese Americans In Desert Gardens Hotel Absolutely Spewing They Can’t Climb Uluru

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to a recent statement by Parks Australia, the imminent ban on climbing Uluru will not have a dramatic effect on tourist numbers. The...

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