Dodgy Mate Reckons You Should Try And Get The ‘Good’ Codral
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Joel Brighton came down with the flu earlier this week, his skin has been crawling, his bones aching, but no matter what remedies...
Father Of GWS Fans Tops Off Lovely Weekend With The Old “Sir, Your Flight Leaves From Avalon”
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Local GWS foundation member Lewis Druitt (35) has absolutely fucked the chook this morning.
After an emotional weekend watching the Richmond Tigers absolutely ambush...
Not A Sound In The West Of The Town
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Greater Western Sydney is not very making a sound this evening, as the region's AFL expansion club shoulder the humiliation of a 17.12...
Report: Yeah Dusty Is Pretty Fucken Good
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Have you been watching this shit? He's just slotted like four of them.
More to come.
Bloke Taking Dinner Plate To Sizzler Dessert Bar Clearly Not There For The Décor
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To the average diner, Phil Pierce looked like every other patron at the iconic Woodbine Sizzler, as he selected a dinner plate and...
PM Urges Australian Kids To Avoid Needless Anxiety About Being Locked Up On Christmas Island
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Scott Morrison has responded to impassioned pleas by the people of Biloela at the United Nations by declaring the mandatory detention of children...
Climate Scientists Finally Do Something Helpful By Focusing Needless Anxiety On African Gangs
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told Australians that we can all relax today, after building an understanding between his government and 99.9% of...
Couple Who Went Overseas Without Getting Photo Together Definitely Have Some Kinda Arrangement
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A young couple from Betoota’s French Quarter have been accused of parting ways with traditional relationship conduct after travelling to Europe together and...
Worksite Echos With Swishing Sword Noises From Clash Of Clans As Apprentice Hits The Portaloo
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A construction site in deep Betoota Ponds is today once again graced with the pinging noises of a first-year apprentice's iPhone addiction.
With only...
PM Urges Jack To Avoid Needless Anxiety About Being Handcuffed On Titanic’s Lower Deck At 2AM
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has responded to an impassioned scene in the Titanic (1997) during his most recent flight across the USA.
The...
