Roman Emperor Urges Pompeii To Avoid Needless Anxiety Over Smoke Coming From Mount Vesuvius
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Archaeologists fossicking in the volcanic rock of Pompeii have today uncovered a stone tablet believed to be used by Titus Flavius Caesar Vespasianus...
Brisbane Publican Mistaken For Northern Territory Cattle Baron
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A Brisbane-based hospitality and gaming business-owner has shocked patrons at his inner-city pub today, by revealing that he's actually not actually from the...
PM Urges Australian Kids To Focus Their Needless Anxieties Towards Muslims And Unisex Toilets
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Scott Morrison has responded to an impassioned speech by Swedish teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg this week by urging scientists to stop subjecting Australian...
Greta Wins Over Australian Media By Yelling Racist Taunts While Wearing Collingwood Scarf
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US President Donald has taken a subtle jab at Swedish student activist, Greta Thunberg, just hours after her deeply emotional address to world...
Racism-Skeptics Criticise Dr. King For Giving Speeches In Language Made By White People
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Prominent figures of the racism-skeptics movement have today accused the late Dr Martin Luther King Jr of being a hypocrite, after it was...
Today Show Comments Section Praised For Witty Insights And Well Thought Out Social Commentary
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Today Show production staff were unsure how to react today as the show’s Facebook comment section was suddenly filled with witty insights and...
Greta Thunberg Speech Reminds Conservative Of Other Times Insolent Women Raised Voices At Him
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Local conservative voter and staunch climate skeptic, Alan Bolt (55) says he's all for free speech - but it's worth noting that throwing...
Local Bloke Has Little Moment To Himself As Supermarket Radio Gently Serenades Him With Dido
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While shopping for an unsustainable amount of vegetables that will likely wilt away in the crisper, a stressed out local man has today...
Wallabies Confident Kurtley Remains Focused On World Cup Despite New Fascination With Samurai
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Australian rugby coach Michael Cheika says he believes fullback Kurtley Beale's new obsession with the artistry of the samurai.
Beale's third Rugby World cup...
Brisbane Broncos Fans Demand To Know If Anyone At Least Got The Feature
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Furious Brisbane Broncos supporters are bombarding the club's with angry emails and phone calls this week, as the NRL begins to map out...
