Kurtley Left With A Crook Stomach After Being Served Dodgy Prawn Tempura In Japan Overnight
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Wallabies fullback Kurtley Beale says he was initially “spooked” by a rogue prawn in Japan's Kyushu Island last night.
The Wallaby has reportedly been...
Johnneh Bateman Shows Croker How To Hide A Razor Blade On His Headgear Like Back In Uhngland
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It's Grand Final Day for the 2019 NRL competition. Hours from now we will be treated to the showdown between the Sydney Roosters,...
“Oi Check This Out” Says Comedic Genius Pretending Power Drill Is His Penis
The Betoota comedy scene is on high alert after a recent incident during a home-reno job in Betoota Heights.
It is alleged that freelance chippy...
Highly Paid Pissheads Who Only Work In Canberra For Half The Year Actually Achieve Something
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The Australian public have been left in a state of shock this week, after learning about a team of Canberra fly-in-fly-outs who seem...
New Study Finds Original Use For Milk Crates Was To Move Dairy Products Around
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Although Milk Crates have a multitude of uses, the humble furniture and self-defence item was originally developed as a means of moving milk...
Instagram Model At Dally Ms Quickly Checks Phone To Remember Name Of The Bloke She Came With
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As was expected, Horden Pavillion was chocka-block with glitz, glamour and Gore-Tex implants as the NRL came together to celebrate rugby league's night...
Pop Really Missing Virginia Trioli
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Local Betoota retiree, Victor Stamolis (81) is reportedly not yet through the grieving stage of Virginia Trioli's retirement from breakfast television.
The family of...
Cameraman Responsible For Informercial ‘Before’ Footage Finally Invests in Colour Camera
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The infomercial industry is reeling this week, on news that famed “Before” cameraman Harvey Walterson has finally upgraded his wind-up black and white...
Recent School Leaver Debuts ‘Ironic’ Moustache
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Recent school leaver Tom Wells has decided that his first act of rebellion will be an ‘ironic’ handlebar moustache. Unfortunately for Tom, his...
Local Papou Behind Counter Of Greek Milk Bar Just Blatantly Punching A Durry Inside
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The iconic Politis Milk Bar in Betoota's Flight Path District has been an institution of extremely strong coffee and $2 scratchies since the...
