Palaszczuk Forms Special Branch Of Cops To Keep Tabs On The Militant Murris In Musgrave Park
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As day five of the Extinction Rebellion continues to further delay the already laughably congested Brisbane CBD, Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk is today taking...
Ghost Of Sir Joh Tells Anna It Might Be Time For A Few Of The Activists To Start Disappearing
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As day four of the Extinction Rebellion continues to further delay the already laughably congested Brisbane CBD, both Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk and her...
Couple Without Children Smear Entire House In Yoghurt To See What It’s Like
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A recently-married couple have taken the sensible precaution of smearing every single surface of their home with yoghurt to find out if they...
Local Lion Doesn’t Concern Himself With The Opinions Of Sheep
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John Mills, former student from the School of Hard Knocks, has bombarded his Facebook page with a slew of share-if-you-agree posts.
The father...
PM Responds To Concerns Of Extinction Activists By Announcing Biblical Conservation Project
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Prime Minister Morrison has surprised the electorate this morning, by taking the time to address the worries of people that don't look like...
Peter Dutton Begs Prime Minister To Let Him Xinjiang These Pesky Extinction Rebels
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"I can re-educate these people for you" said Peter Dutton, in his awkward high-school-soccer-captain-at-assembly voice.
"Just give me the old RAAF base at Ipswich...
Nation Starting To Think It Might Be A Bit Hot In Brisbane
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Australia is starting to think it must be a bit warm in Brisbane, as activists continue to relentless protest inaction on climate change...
Film Snob Accidentally Enjoys ‘The Joker’ After Downloading Pirated Version Dubbed In French
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A local film connoisseur has today made the mistake of enjoying 'The Joker' - after convincing herself it was a foreign film.
This comes...
Turnbull Steals Show On The Masked Singer With Simple Plan’s “I’m Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect”
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Reality TV watchers across the nation were characteristically shocked as new reality show The Masked Singer dropped it's most economically-conservative twist yet.
After what...
Local Man Probably Didn’t Have To Watch Every One Of The Weekend’s Sporting Events At The Pub
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Local data analyst, Corey Letterman (31) is today starting to question whether he really needed to stay at the pub between Whittaker vs...
