PM Cracks Down On Racing Industry By Threatening To Demand They Maybe Start Self-Regulating
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After the nation has been shocked to find ex-racehorses have been treated the same way as every other animal they eat, Prime Minister...
Family Held Hostage In Front Of Laptop As Mum And Dad Go Through 124,032 Holiday Photos
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
A local family is settling in for the long haul today as their parents prepare to take them through a few holiday...
Unprecedented! Sparky Cleans Up After Himself
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The sixteen different construction workers currently onsite at a local housing development in Betoota Heights have stood in awe this afternoon, following an...
Report: Someone Threw A Kebab At Someone
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A recent report into some shit that has kicked off outside a late night Turkish joint has found that someone threw a kebab...
Thousands Of Lives Ruined As Fortnite Releases 2nd Chapter 24-Hours Before First HSC Exam
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
High school teachers and parents around Australia are today in mourning, after it became clear that a good portion of this year's wave...
Fans Of 1980s Queensland Disappointed By All-Female Remake
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Following on from the let down of the all-female Ghost Busters and Ocean's 11 remakes, fans of the 1980s Queensland say they are...
Polynesian NRL Stars Overtake Rugby Union’s White Boys For Most Hyphenated Last Names In Sport
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the domestic football codes continue to battle for fanbases and TV Ratings both here and New Zealand, our nation's lesser-publicised but equally...
Inner-City Leftie Claims To Have Had No Input In Daughter’s New Pigtails Hairstyle
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A local inner-city linen-jumpsuit enthusiast has excitedly explained that her kid has started wearing the exact same hairstyle as Greta Thunberg without any...
Speed Cameras To Be Fitted with Instagram Filters to Appeal to Younger Demographic
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In a bid to help keep young drivers off their phones whilst driving, the Federal Government has today announced plans to outfit all...
Boomer Who Claims People Can’t Say Anything Nowadays Also Says Protestors Should Be Run Over
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A prominent local post-war retiree has today muddied the waters of political debate by being simultaneously concerned about a lack of free speech...
