NSW Copper Puts On A Bit Of R Kelly Before Hitting The Streets For A Few Random Drug Searches
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Inner-Sydney police officer, Taylor Square (35) knows he's not the world's greatest copper, but that hasn't stopped him from putting his head down...
“I’ve Never Really Been Into The Hilltops” Says Local Liar
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Eyes were rolled and sighs were sighed at the Saturday arvo pissup at Deano's joint last weekend when notorious shit-stirrer Mark claimed to...
Triple J Sound Engineer Forced To Watch The Race With One Bar Of Volume In Ultimo Bathrooms
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It's the race that stops the nation, but at the ABC Ultimo Kremlin, it's just another day. Especially at Triple J.
The station-wide policy...
Racing Victoria Neutralises Cruelty Debate By Winning Over The Lefties With Rainbow Flag Tarp
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With only one sleep until the Melbourne Cup, Racing Victoria have today come out strong in its efforts to unite the nation around...
Victorian Cops Suggest Climate Protestors Show Some Courtesy Like Those Upstanding Neo-Nazis
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Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has backed senior police who insist officers exercised "fine restraint" during violent clashes with protesters outside an international mining...
ScoMo Discreetly Congratulates Woolies Executives For Having A Go
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While it would be a bad look to offer his congratulations and sympathy publicly, Prime Minister Morrison has reportedly passed on his warm...
Struggling Instagram Influencer Boosts Social Media Engagement By Openly Criticising China
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Living up to her self-proclaimed title of ‘natural born hustler,’ Instagram influencer Leagan Smiles (@leagansmilesalot) has come up with a way to boost...
IMAX Cinemas Sign Multimillion Dollar Partnership With Senator Matt Canavan’s Forehead
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Senator Matt Canavan has today been forced to declare any income he has made outside of politics by renting his massive 'fivehead."
The iconic...
Nation Wondering What Mining Sector Fucken Expected Hosting Global Conference In Melbourne
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The Mining industry cannot really expect any sympathy for the hostile crowds they have been exposed to this week, after deciding to host...
95% Of Suburban Dads Now Really Regret Getting So Excited About Bamboo In The Early 2000s
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Almost every suburban dad that ever planted bamboo in his garden over in the post-Don Burke gardening renaissance of the early 2000s, is...
