Woman With Self-Diagnosed Internal Bleeding Relieved To Remember Last Night’s Beetroot Salad
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For about 43 minutes this afternoon, local girl Ellie Redbog was preparing to get her affairs in order, after recieving a near terminal...
Marketing Executive Somehow Unable To Stop, Prevent Or Explain These Bushfires
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In a disappointing revelation for the Quiet Australians, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been unable to come up with a catchy marketing slogan...
Bob Marley On High Rotation In RFS Truck As Fireys Battle Bushfires In The Hills Near Nimbin
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As the brave members of the RFS continue to battle it out with week-long bushfires out the back of the Northern Rivers, it...
Local Girl Who Knows Every Ariana Grande Song Off By Heart Claims To Hate Pointless Drama
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Chelsea Stevens has decided she’s had enough with drama.
Known for posting statuses about how you think you know someone and deactivating her...
Adani Demands Politicians Stop Getting Distracted By Bushfires And Get His Coal Mine Approved
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Gautam Adani, chairman and founder of the Adani Group, has today made it clear that he has lost all faith in...
PM Dusts Off His Marketing Hat To Rebrand “The Climate Fires” As “Black Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Through Sunday”
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For the first time since he came up with "How Good's Australia" after two-months of focus groups and consumer surveys, Prime Minister Scott...
143 Out-Of-Control Bushfires Currently Ravaging Rural Australia Criticised For Subjecting Aussie Kids To ‘Needless Anxiety About Climate Change
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Scott Morrison has responded to the deadly bushfires ravaging three states by declaring their destructive combustion of drought-scorched earth is subjecting Australian children...
PM’s Emergency Thoughts And Prayers Package Finally Arrives From Cronulla
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Several RHS (Rural Hillsong Service) Volunteers have been injured this afternoon attempting to deliver the vapid Pentecostal thoughts and prayers of Scott Morrison...
Shorten Feeling Kind Of Relieved That He Didn’t Catch This Hospital Pass
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After months of humiliation at the hands of the media and his political rivals, former Leader of the Opposition Bill Shorten is today...
NSW Police Minister Pulls Out A Wobble Board For Press Conference About Random Strip-Searches
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NSW Police Minister David Elliott has claimed he "would want" his own underage sons strip-searched if police "felt they were at risk of...
