Investment Banker’s Wife From Toorak Just Needs A Week In Byron To Shake Off This Flu
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One of Toorak's most prominent stay-at-home wives is today rushing to get her wives is today rushing to pack her Saint Laurent suede...
CWA Provides Official Adjudicator To Declare Winner Of Australia’s Biggest Scone Competition
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The CWA has today volunteered the expertise of their organisation's most famous baking judge, during the showdown between the last two finalists of...
“Defund The ABC” Says Local Conservative That Spent All Last Week Defending Brave ABC Comedies
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Betoota Grove-based asset manager, Hugo Pyne-Costello (44) has woken up this morning with a bit of a spring in his step.
This comes after...
Sting Announces Reunion Tour After Misinterpreting Desperate Calls To Reform The Police
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Iconic British rock group The Police have announced a reunion tour after misinterpreting the recent calls for the reform of various police forces...
PM Addresses ABC Lay-Offs: “Well Maybe They Shouldn’t Have Made Such A Big Deal Out Of Hawaii”
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The ABC will axe up to 250 jobs and cut programming as it deals with budget cuts that the government says are necessary...
Report: What The Fuck Are Chicos?
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Confectionery giant Nestle has today done their part to destabilise systemic racist structures by changing the name of two of the lollies in...
Five People That Hate Each Other Pose For Photo In Bushfire Ravaged Town That Also Hates Them
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In a very weird press conference earlier today, five people that absolutely loathe each other have posed for a photo in a bushfire-ravaged...
“The Aussie Larrikin Is Dead” Says The Last Two Cunts On Earth That You’d Invite To The Pub
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After spending the last month working themselves up to a never-before seen level of white boomer victimhood, NewsCorp has this week turned their...
Visionary Film Student Reveals She’s Been Working On A Script About Being Locked Inside
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Betoota's iconic film and TV college has finally begun classes again this week, after taking a few months off at the stern request...
Government Double Cost Of Arts Degrees To Turn Cannabis Addict Artists Into Ice Addict Miners
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The Government has this week ordered an overhaul of tertiary education, in an effort to stop universities from pumping out open-minded thinkers who...
