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Local Dad Knows Way More About Bruce Lee Than He Is Letting On

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like most men his age, local dad Gorden Thiess (64) has a number of interests that seem to be particularly popular with white...

Bloke With Ned Kelly Tattoo Covering His Entire Back Outraged By Calls For Police Reform

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local off-peak holiday package telemarketer, Bryan (39) says that today's society needs a kick up the arse, and the growing disrespect shown towards...

Prominent Victorian Government Ministers Under Fire For Acting Like Members Of The Labor Party

The Victorian Premier's closest MPs are dropping like flies this week, after a 60 Minutes report claimed to have stumbled across branch stacking on...

Another Controversial Slave Master Thrown Into River By Protestors

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A monument paying tribute to a famous slave master has been torn down and thrown into the Betoota canals today. Protesters used ropes to...

Inner-City Leftie Worries Black Lives Matter Is Now Overshadowing The Importance Of KeepCups

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three weeks of global protests against the systemic racism shown towards people of colour by law enforcement and courts right across the...

ABC Intern Destroys The Myth That Ultimo Lacks Diversity By Revealing Her Nan Came From Malta

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent study by SBS analysed 1,366 media articles in a 6-month period, examining the sentiment towards minority communities in them. Over a...

PM Demands Protestors Stop Spray Painting Japanese Flags On All Of The Captain Cook Statues

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian says her Government will consider laws to better protect monuments that symbolise Australia's proud history of being English, after...

Dutton Worries New Trend Of Tearing Down Racist Statues Might Ruin His Chances Of Getting One

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Netflix's decision to remove several of Chris Lilley's sitcoms from their catalogue is reportedly the last straw for Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton,...

PM Admits Australia Does Have A History Of Slavery After Jenny Makes Him Do The Dishes Haha

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Morrison has today admitted that the country DOES have a history of slavery, after being met with bipartisan outrage for his...

“Australia Never Had Slavery” Says PM Who Thinks The Sugar Cane Just Cut Itself For 100 Years

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s attempts to quash the Black Lives Matter protests has resulted in him revisioning Australian history today, after declaring that...

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