“Actually, Better Pick Up Some Milk While I’m Out” Says Victorian After Drive-Thru COVID Swab
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Portia Princes (33) has been suffering from a dry cough and headache all week.
However, she can't imagine someone like her, as a corporate...
Irish Backpacker In Bondi Wonders Why $90M Wasn’t Spent Torturing Him Over An Expired Visa Too
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Prominent Bondi Irishman, Colm Waterford (23), is keeping his head low today.
This comes after learning that his recent visa issues could have resulted...
Bloke Sucking Back 16mg Winnie Reds On Smoko Reckons Those Masks Expose Ya To Carbon Monoxide
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Footscray-based bricklayer Craig Norton has never been one for the 'mainstream media' he reckons.
In fact, ever since Facebook came along, he hasn't read...
Labor Identity Crisis In Full Swing As Albo Criticises PM For Giving The Workers Too Much Love
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If the 2019 election result wasn't enough proof that the Australian Labor Party is no longer just Summer cricket and high-paying factory jobs,...
Surprising Link Established Between Thinking Masks Are Fascism But Shooting Protestors Isn’t
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A recent study by the Betoota Human Rights Commission found that the most politically vocal members of society actually aren't the citizens who...
We Interview The One Bloke From NSW That Hasn’t Had A Beer At The Crossroads Hotel This Week
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His name is Frankie.
Frankie Lama, but his mates call him Tank.
This 44-year-old truck driver from Concord has been identified as the only bloke...
Outback Truck Stops Now Accountable For 90% Of All Johnny Cash Royalties
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According to a recent report by the Academy Of Country Music Awards (ACMA) - the Australian Outback is the number one consumer of...
V’landys Picks The Warriors Up From Tamworth In A Private Jet: “You Boys Will Love Moranbah”
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The great travelling showmen of the NRL, The New Zealand Warriors, are today making preparations to pack up and relocate again - as...
16-Year-Old Eshay Gets Robbed On Live Television
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Sydney Police have today confirmed that robbery that took place during a live broadcast on Channel 10's The Voice was indeed not planned...
Daniel Andrews Replaces Underperforming Hotel Security With A More Competent Contractor
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In March the Prime Minister unveiled a plan to quarantine overseas arrivals in serviced apartments across the major cities with international airports, the...
