“Where The Hell Is Everyone?” Shouts Scotty In Empty ANZ Stadium
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The Prime Minister has been left in a state of confusion after showing up to watch the NRL Grand Final in his home...
Hot Mess Gladys Blames Mercury Retrograde For Alleged Corruption That Led To Her Resignation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Politicians from all parties, journalists, public figures and Prime Minister Scott Morrison have been quick to praise the outgoing New South Wales Premier...
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian Resigns: “It’s Gonna Be A Hot Girl Summer”
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In yet another example of a New South Wales Premier having to step down from their role due to a corruption investigation, Gladys...
Turnbull Says He’s Losing Faith In The Leadership Of The Dumbest Men He’s Ever Had To Work With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has this week revealed that he's not exactly confident in the leadership of one of the most incompetent...
Party Who’ve Done Fuck All About Drought, Ice Epidemic, Fires, Underfunded Hospitals/Schools, Floods And Mice Plague To Fight For Regional Constituents On Net Zero
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
There's some good news for regional Australians today!
For the first time in decades, the party that is paid to represent people from...
Voters Excited To See How Much More Damage Nats Can Cause While Scotty Quarantines For 2 Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Prime Minister has returned from America overnight, after a big week of destroying trade relationships with the European Union in an effort...
ALP Begin Searching Rural QLD Bowls Clubs For Antagonistic Retired Shearers To Run As Candidates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today announced a candidate drive in Queensland's rural working class electorates that his...
Remember When ASIO Specifically Warned Dutton About Threats Of Extremist Far-Right Propaganda?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As Melbourne descends into the chaos of confused and propaganda-fuelled protests, everyone but the Murdoch media machine is reminiscing about the time...
“Actually, Maybe The Hunter Might Be A Better Fit For Our Kristina” Says Labor Party
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After a week of pretending they aren't hearing the very real concerns from their supporters in Western Sydney, The Australian Labor Party...
“Who The Hell Doesn’t Own An iPhone? Haha” Laughs PM When Asked About Non-Digital Vax Passports
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Online bookies are currently offering very good odds that Scotty from Marketing has not once considered how to provide our elderly or...
