United Patriots Front adds ‘al fresco’ and ‘a la carte’ to cuisines they hate
20 May, 2016. 15:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
JOINING HALAL AND OTHER international dishes, the United Patriots Front has announced today that 'al fresco'...
Peter Dutton Condemns Lazy Snowy Mountains Scheme Migrants For Taking Aussie Jobs
19 May, 2016 17:15
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has been condemned for making 'deeply offensive' comments about the migrant intake policies in Australia...
Labor Party confirms Bill Shorten will receive participation ribbon after election
19 May, 2016. 11:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN USED TO introduce his classic tune Born To Run by saying: "nobody wins, unless...
“Can’t We Just Shoot Them?” Asks Dutton
18 May, 2016 17:45
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
PRIME MINISTER MALCOLM TURNBULL has been forced to ask Immigration Minister Peter Dutton to 'take it easy' for the...
Local Dad repeats ‘Fuck me, dead’ over and over watching Q&A
17 May, 2016. 12:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
AFTER BEING SUCKERED INTO watching ABC's Q&A in his own home by his left-leaning family, 69-year-old...
Bill Shorten reveals he maintains his cool composure by screaming into pillows
14 May, 2016. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
DESPITE BEHIND IN NEARLY every poll, Opposition leader Bill Shorten has been cooler than a cucumber...
“Ram-Raids Are A Perfect Example Of The Australian Ideas Boom” Says Turnbull
11 May, 2016 15:45
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Often described as "Australia's Drive-By" - the ram-raid is a variation of burglary in which a vehicle is driven through the...
Q&A’s Duncan Storrar named in Panama Papers
12 May, 2016. 17:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
SELF-CONFESSED TAX PAYER and welfare recipient Duncan Storrar shot to fame earlier this week after going into...
Electoral Commission Rules Any Penises Drawn On Ballot Papers Will Count As A Vote For Greens
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE AUSTRALIAN ELECTORAL COMMISSION has ruled that a penis drawn anywhere on a ballot paper this election is automatically...
Governor-General Impressed By Malcolm Turnbull’s Attitude
8 May, 2016 10:15
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today visited the Governor-General Peter Cosgrove to ask for a double-dissolution election. He then launched...
