Canberra HSV Owner’s Hail Damage Shaped A Lot Like The Toe Of His 1999 Kookaburra Gold Crown
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Properties and vehicles right across the nation's capital are being surveyed today by the villainous corporate suits who work in the insurance game,...
Highly Religious 77-Year-Old Says Type Of Shit You’d Expect From Highly Religious 77-Year-Old
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Australian media pundits are in a state of shock today, after comments made by a highly religious woman who was born in rural...
Alienated Hospo Worker Considers Taking Up Smoking To Fit In
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Lonely bartender/glassie Lauren Childs was once again subjected to the distant sounds of laughter coming from the smoking area.
The socially awkward hospo...
Goondiwindi Working Dog Wondering How Far He Has To Run To Get Away From The Sprinklers
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As Western Queensland and New South Wales continues to receive some of its best rainfalls in months, the downpour is yet to break...
Blind Drunk Brickies Punching On Outside Pub At 1PM Fair Indication We’ve Had Some Good Rain
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Over the least 24 hours, the east coast of Australia has had a bit of rain.
Widespread showers and thunderstorms have dumped more...
Tasmanian Premier’s Resignation Reminds Nation That Tasmania Has A State Government
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After nearly two decades as a politician himself, and three generations of politicians in the family, Tasmanian Premier Will Hodgman has today joined...
School Teacher Promises Self She’ll Make The Most Of Her Last Month Of Christmas Holidays
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Betoota Heights local Bridgette Mckenzie experienced a few tiny pangs of regret this evening.
Sitting on the couch as the credits rolled on...
Scotty From Marketing Arrives At Scene Of Victorian Bushfires Wearing 10 Different AFL Scarves
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The hazardous air quality alerts for Melbourne and surrounds will be in place until at least this evening for the bushfire smoke blanketing...
Excited Toorak Mum Finally Gets To Use High Beams On The Range Rover
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The five-million people living in Melbourne have been met with chaos and respiration issues as smoke from bushfires in East Gippsland and the...
Latest Newspoll Results Suggest Not Just Nelligen Telling Prime Minister To Go And Get Fucked
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The first Newspoll survey results of 2020 have found that it's not just the fire-ravaged folks of Cobargo and Nelligen that want Scotty...
