First Year Uni Student Casually Brings Up ATAR
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local boy, Dominic Miller, has made the mistake of believing his overall position score actually matters to anyone.
During a conversation with adults...
BA Falcon Recalled After Late Night Back Street Traction Control Issues
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
All models of Ford’s BA Falcon are urgently being recalled after multiple reports of traction loss in late-night back street settings such as...
George Calombaris Applies To Be A Contestant On Next Season Of MasterChef To Restart Career
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Coming full circle today, Celebrity Chef George Calombaris has found himself back where it all began.
The once-popular MasterChef host announced that his...
Local Man Scores Lifetime Supply Of Papaw Ointment After Landing A Girlfriend
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A new relationship is an exciting thing and that is certainly the case for local bricklayer Timothy Tool (24) who may have found...
Dying Rural Footy Club Sadly In Safe Nationals Seat With No Big Dick Donors On Their Board
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A much loved footy club in Western Queensland, that has provided opportunity and personal development for thousands of at-risk rural kids over the...
Crafty Local Boyfriend Discovers Way To Faithfully Promise He Won’t Have Another Beer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A
street smart local man has found his way out of a potentially sticky situation
today.
As the day turns to night on a big...
Adani And Gina Furiously Argue Over Who Gets To Hook Up Bridget McKenzie With A Job For Life
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's most powerful policymakers are today butting heads over who gets to reel in the next big catch to be booted from the...
PM: Burning Fossil Fuels At Accelerated Rate For 300 Years Not As Bad For Planet As Long Grass
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Overgrown bushland that has been left unkept because the national parks budget has been slashed and the number of rangers has been halved...
Manila Ping Pong Club Receives $300,000 Sports Grant To Help Them Finally Get Some Tables
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Coalition's 'sports rort' continues right across the party today, after it was revealed that a sporting club with close ties to the...
Lithgow Panther Rumour Survives Gospers Mountain Bushfire
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Gospers Mountain 'mega fire' started from a single ignition point in late November, but has now destroyed an area seven times the...
