A Couple Dozen Drug-Addicted Ferals Cause Scenes In Nation’s Capitals, Reports Murdoch Papers
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A couple dozen drug-addicted low-income waste-of-oxygen junkie cockroaches caused incredibly inconvenient roadblocks in CBDs around the country yesterday, according to the Murdoch...
Apparently “Bored” Kid Still Not Bored Enough To Clean Up Room
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As the school holidays continue, Australian parents are becoming very familiar with the common phrase “I’m borrrrred”.
Betoota local Amelia, 5, says school holidays...
Big Georgie Christensen Asks PM If He Can Grab The Receipts From That $2b Bushfire Package
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On Tuesday Prime minister Scotty From Market announced at least $2bn for bushfire recovery, as the government steps away from its pledge...
Liberal Senator James Paterson Begins Complaining Of Bone Spurs As Iran Tensions Escalate
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Far-right Liberal Senator James Paterson has today diagnosed himself with a rare form of chronic pain ranging from mild to debilitatingly ouchie.
This...
Islander Mates Rattle White Mates With Geed Up Tales About Childhood Disciplinary Tactics
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A recent report by the two Islander mates in the friendship circle has found that stories their white mates have been telling...
Report: 2019 Does Not Turn Into 2020 That Easily
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A new year brings with it optimism and a chance for a fresh start. What it also brings is months of frustration...
Mick From The Wagga Office Joins Scotty From Marketing To Take Credit For Rain On South Coast
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today braved the smoke of Canberra to announce that the Federal Government will establish a new agency...
Catastrophic Conditions Expected As Nation Prepares For Crippling Shortage Of Test Cricket
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In some bad news for the bushfire ravaged country of Australia, authorities are predicting that things are set to get even worse over...
Greens Anti-Back-Burning Agenda Blamed For Record High Temperatures In Penrith On Saturday
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The arguably made-up anti-hazard-reduction policies of the Australian Greens are this week being blamed for the fact that Western Sydney experienced the...
Dutton Quietly Begins Learning How To Count
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It seems rats are know chewing in the ranks, as Prime Minister Morrison continues his death spiral towards being forced into a...
