Heroic PM Receives Standing Ovation From Thankful Cobargo Residents, Says Murdoch Newspapers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Sky News and the Murdoch newspapers are today reporting that Scott Morrison was forced to abandon a meet-and-greet in a bushfire-ravaged NSW town...
Caravan Park Unveils Toilet Paper So Thin You Can’t Even See It
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A critical part of the Aussie caravan park experience is about to get a whole lot more personal with the recent release of...
Nation Wishing Government Would Take Bushfires As Seriously As A Few Needles In Strawberries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As rural New South Wales towns like Lithgow and Bilpin continue to lose properties to out-of-control bushfires, regional Australians are beginning to...
Political Agenda Much? This Bloke Reckons Record-Breaking Heatwave Might Be Bad For Bushfires
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local semi-retired fitter and turner has today shown his true colours as a bleeding heart leftie with a political agenda.
Horrace Whitaker...
Nation’s Flaky Dads Inspired By PM’s Ability To Blatantly Run Away From His Responsibilities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Scotty From Marketing is under fire for fleeing Sydney’s bushfire and air pollution crisis on a business class Jetstar flight to Honolulu,...
Woman Having Another FaceTime Conversation with the Top Left Corner Of Parents’ Head
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT
A local woman has endured yet another poorly-framed FaceTime conversation with the top left corner of her parents’ heads.
Gabbi claims for...
Report: Dad Is Going On About Diane Keaton Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
BREAKING: a local father of three has launched into yet another monologue about Diane Keaton being the greatest actress in the world.
The...
Local Improv Coach Declared Supreme Decider On What Is and Isn’t Offensive
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT
A big honor has been bestowed upon Melbourne native Chris Connors – he has officially been declared the supreme decider on what is...
Hipster Red-Faced After Uncle Unironically Wears the Same Outfit to BBQ
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A family barbecue ended in embarrassment for local hipster Edwardino on Sunday, when distinctly un-hip Uncle George rocked up in an almost identical outfit.
Edwardino, who...
Hipster Sells Out After Replacing Remington Imperial Typewriter With IBM Selectric
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Local hipster Archimedes (no last name) has made the difficult decision to retire his Remington Imperial typewriter and replace it with an IBM...
