Post-Holiday Hug Ruined By Creepy Bloke In-Office Dropping The “Do I Get A Hug Too”
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
City worker, Amy Lee told reporters she’d been looking forward to being reunited with her work bestie, after spending two weeks eating lunch...
Local Man Busts Out The Watermelon T-Shirt In Time For Music Festival Season
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local man James Chapman has busted out his finest Jay Jay’s attire just in time for music festival season.
The outfit in question,...
Local Germaphobe Opts For Violent Stack Over Exposing Self To Handrail
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
When local germaphobe Tayla Hill left her home this morning, she had an irksome feeling that she’d forgotten something.
Doing the obligatory phone,...
Owner Of Subaru WRX Says Water Restrictions Are For Owners Of Less Important Cars
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
“If you think I’m putting recycled water on this girl you’ve got another fuckin’ thing coming” says Jakxsen (23) who owns a “grouse”...
Family Serenaded By Peaceful Sounds Of Every Single Notification On Mum’s Phone At Full Volume
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
The kids of Smith family had hoped to have a nice relaxing family holiday, however that dream is being shattered today as every moment of peace and...
Bomb Squad Called After Package Is Suspiciously Delivered By Courier On Time
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Quiet Wedderburn in NSW was briefly very noisy yesterday when a suspicious package was detonated by the NSW Police Rescue & Bomb Disposal...
Blue Mountains Family Dream Of Waikiki Sunsets And Hula Dancing As They Await Evacuation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Firefighting experts have warned of "the worst possible circumstances" as they struggle to contain the Gospers Mountain "mega fire" which stretches between...
Local Teenager Officially Becomes A Man After Taking First Solo Hot Lap With Drug Dealer
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
The transition from boyhood to manhood is celebrated in cultures right across the world, some mark the rite of passage by land diving,...
Local 18-Year-Old Lines Up Empty Beers Like A Fucken Legend
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
If you don’t save the bottles from the first session you had, then how will anyone know how much of a fucken legend...
Nation Still Eagerly Waiting To Hear From Old Mate’s True Aboriginal Friends Up North
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australians, both black and white, are still excitedly waiting to hear from the 'true Aboriginals' in North Queensland and the Northern Territory,...
