Multi-Millionaire Who Bought 1st Home For 45k Says These Kids Expect Everything Handed To Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local 64-year-old retiree has today revealed one of the big flaws of modern society.
Speaking to The Advocate after a morning on...
Fuck Yeah: The Jacarandas Are Back On
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In great news for Queenslanders and and a few suburbs in the Southern cities, the jacaranda trees are back in bloom.
The jacaranda is a genus of...
Lingering Pause At End Of Awkward Date Prompts Woman To Pop On Kiss Deflecting Mask
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Local woman Rochelle Keough is sick of the dating scene.
After several failed dates, ranging from lack of chemistry to clear signs of psychopathy,...
“Emma The Wiggle Has Gone To Live On A Farm” Says Mum Of Toddlers
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A young Betoota Plains family is dealing with a rather volatile situation today, after some devastating entertainment news broke.
This comes after Rob...
Boomer Makes Noise Complaint On Self After Laughing Too Loud At Fawlty Towers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local property developer Jim McGoon (66) has bitten into his own forbidden fruit today as he dobbed himself in to the police after...
Nightclub Entry Stamp Prompts Hungover Woman To Consider A Cute Little Arm Tattoo
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Local woman Savannah Hobbs isn’t really a fan of tattoos, but a nightclub entry stamp has her rethinking her stance.
It’s alleged the 22-year-old...
Local Bricklayer Outs Himself As A Brave Feminist Ally By Cat-Calling Men As Well
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The old guard may be fading away in worksites across Australia as local bricklayer Darren Roon (24) outed himself as a feminist ally...
Girlfriend Taking Weird Amount Of Pleasure In Dragging Hungover Boyfriend Through SuperCentre
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Sydney man is in hell right now, it can be confirmed.
With his first Saturday of freedom rolling round after a long winter...
QLD’s Tourism Operators Say Telling Southerners To Get Fucked Isn’t That Fun Anymore
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After 18 long months, our state's tourism industry has confirmed today that they have kinda had enough of this whole closed borders thing....
Bloke On Health Kick Sifts Through Pile Of Salad After Eating All The Good Bits Too Quickly
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As he sadly sifts a fork through his salad, local bloke Julian Carter begins to question if the abs are worth it or...
