“Forget Everything We Have Ever Said About These Fucken Tree Hugging Hippies” Says News Corp
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's largest distributor of news has shocked many this week by pulling a complete u-turn on a major issue.
NewsCorp and its...
Modern Day Nelson Mandela Fights Segregation By Abusing Cafe Worker For Following Health Guidelines
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local human rights activist has caused a bit of a scene down in the French Quarter today, by abusing a fascist ...
Extremely Busy And Important Husband Cherry Picks Clean Undies From Dryer Rather Than Unload It
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Hovering next to the dryer, local bloke Sean Cooper has a split second to make a decision.
Be an adult and unload his washing,...
Problem Gambler Glad To Return To The VIP Lounge After 5 Months Gambling On Egyptian Soccer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Banksmeadow man and pokies enthusiast has expressed relief this week, after making an excitable return to work at his...
Sydney Fuckwit Asks Financially Crippled Publican If He’s Doing Any Welcome Back Specials Haha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Sydney man has outed himself as a deadset fuckwit, demonstrating the nerve to ask a pub owner whether there...
Sydney Hairdresser Erupts Into Crazed Laughter After Being Asked If She’s Got A Spot This Arvo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
HAHA WHAT!?? Across Sydney today, fully jabbed residents have been granted new freedoms to drinks piss and look pretty, in what many have...
Completely Relatable And 100% Normal Bloke Posts Photo Of Himself Cooking A Curry On A Barbie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Scotty from Marketing has struck again this week, letting the nation know that he's the everyman for every man.
Struggling through a catered...
Disillusioned Office Worker Entertains Depraved Thoughts Of Returning To That Carefree Hospo Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
After three years studying for a communications degree, local woman Eloise Fisher has finally landed her first white-collar job, working for an up...
Former Bad Boy Graffer Swallows His Pride And Agrees To Family Friendly Council Mural Gig
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A potential new era has begun in the life of graffiti artist/graffer Creagan Scott (tag name ‘battering ham’) as he swallowed his pride...
“I Can’t Wait For The Gyms To Re-open” Says Local Liar
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Sydney resident and certified fibber Neil Bilby (29) has been caught lying today by saying he cannot wait for the gyms to reopen.
As...
