Grandpa Talking About Worm Farm Like He’s Managing A Top End Cattle Station
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local grandpa Paddy Grieg (79) is getting way into his biology right now as he runs his offspring through all the stresses of...
Crippling Introvert Spends Entire Morning Preparing For A Phone Call
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A crippling introvert has had their whole day ruined, after taking an entire morning to prepare for a phone, it’s reported.
Gillian Rogers ...
Source Of Girlfriend’s Giggling Revealed As New Inspired Unemployed Video Appears On Feed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local girlfriend has raised eyebrows in her share house today, after curling up into a ball of laughter a short time ago.
The...
Last Minute Mouthful Of Blue Cheese Deemed Adequate Stomach Lining For 3 Bottles Of Prosecco
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
After a long week of filing insurance claims, local girl Ali Grabham has officially declared that she’d getting fucking lit tonight.
So far, it...
Tech Start-Up Coming Together As Another Guy With A Wealthy Dad Jumps On Board
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Another tech startup has been given its wings today as another guy with a wealthy dad has jumped aboard.
With over 5% of Australians...
NSW Nationals Continue Proud Tradition Of Electing Leader Based On Generous Use Of Hair Gel
KEITH T. DENNETT | Southern News | CONTACT
In a ceremonial passing of the torch, departing Nationals leader John Barilaro has handed newly elected Paul Toole his favourite tub...
Federal Government Appoint 11-Year-Old Toothless Pug To Lead Commonwealth Corruption Commission
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
There's some exciting news for fans of accountability and transparency today.
The Federal Government has confirmed that it will commit to a Commonwealth...
Local Tradie Digs Around The Garage For One Of His Vintage Zoo Mags After Instagram Goes Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
It was panic stations at a local Betoota Heights residence this morning after the global social media outage hit our humble corner of...
Spike In Melbourne Cases Caused By Everyone Forgetting To Stay Home After Facebook Goes Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Victoria has recorded 1,763 new locally acquired cases, as the frustrated state breaks a new Australian record.
It is the highest daily number for...
NSW Police Disappointed By Western Sydney Community After 2.5m Arrests Were Made Overnight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
NSW Police are today picking up the pieces down in Western Sydney after they made over 2.5 million arrests last night in the...
