Penrith Kickons To Continue Until They Are Officially Public Health Compliant
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
It was a bittersweet win for Panthers fans as they celebrated a premiership win from the comfort of their own homes that definitely...
Young Woman’s Shows Off New Disposable Income By Not Giving Herself Alcohol Poisoning At Pre-Drinks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Visible achievement was on show today for French Quarter resident Sally Frizel (23) as she showed off her new disposable income by not...
Case Numbers Expected To Surge In Penrith And Redfern Over Next 24 Hours
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As the NRL Grand Final draws near, health experts are expecting a huge surge in the number of cases in the areas of...
“What’s One More Streaming Platform Anyway” Laughs Sydney Woman On Week 14 Of Lockdown
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A young Sydney based woman who has just about had enough of this shit, has decided to treat herself.
Feeling a little under the...
Souths Tragic Regales Stories Of The March Like He Was Fighting For The Right To Vote
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Everything is coming full circle for South Sydney tragic Corey Woodhead as he regaled anyone who’d listen with tales of The March like...
Car Using Driveway To Turnaround Prompts Dad To Perform Some Neighbourhood Espionage
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A suburban dad has been roused from a deep slight today when a driver had the audacity to use his driveway to turn...
Girlfriend No Longer Feeling Flattered By New Boyfriend’s Short Stamina
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from Betoota’s French Quarter this morning, a local girlfriend isn’t seeing the funny side of things anymore.
Speaking to our...
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian Resigns: “It’s Gonna Be A Hot Girl Summer”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In yet another example of a New South Wales Premier having to step down from their role due to a corruption investigation, Gladys...
Government Makes Illegal Vapes More Illegal
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The coalition government is cracking down on the sales of illegal vapes this week, by making them even more illegal.
As of October...
PM’s Candy Crush Sesh Ruined By Annoying Staffer Asking Him About EU Trade Deals Or Some Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prime Minister has had his morning ruined after the selfish actions of one of his advisors today.
Trying to enjoy a...
