Unprompted Child Informs Complete Stranger Of Embarrassing Personal Information About Parents
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
If there’s one thing local woman Brea Perry simultaneously loves and hates about working with children, it’s the ridiculous things that come out...
RSL Recoups Pandemic Losses After Two Minutes Of Reopened Pokies
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
There’s no denying the recent lockdowns have been hard on businesses of all shapes and sizes (with the exception of the large...
Father Of The Bride Treats Entire Wedding To The First Draft Of His Autobiography
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The entire guest list at a South Betoota wedding ceremony have been made aware that the father-of-the-bride has been working on his memoirs,...
Scary Colleague Confirms Whispers That He May Be A Serial Killer After Ordering A Large Long Black
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An office appears tense in the Betoota Finance district today, as a new company hire continues to frighten colleagues with anti-social,...
Bloke Who Spent Years Pitching De-Centralised Nature Of Crypto Says CommBank Listing Is Great!!!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local office worker has made an interesting u-turn this week, after a big piece of news from the cryptocurrency world.
Despite spending...
Girls Share House Fridge Found To Contain Every Type Of Milk Except Full Strength Cow Juice
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
As she opens the fridge, local woman Izzie Newitt ponders which disgusting milk alternative to put in her morning coffee – oat, soy,...
“The Man That Fled To Hawaii During The Bushfires Also Leaks Text Messages” Says World Leaders
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian Prime Minister's humiliation on the world stage is far from complete, as the Glasgow climate change summit becomes less about world...
Anti-Melbourne Cup Activist Keeps The Protest Alive And Heads Out To Mid-Week Races At Kyneton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Fitzroy-based Social Media Activist has taken things to the next level today, by actually doing something about an issue other than just...
Tim Smith’s Dad Organises Hot Shot Barrister To Get Him Off With A Scotch College Section 8
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Liberal MP Tim Smith has received some welcome good news today, with revelations that a mate of his dad is going to sort...
Professional Punter Knows A Bloke Who Reckons Shortest Favourite Since Phar Lap Is Good For It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local genius has today revealed his brilliance to his construction site.
Ashton Ackers, a foreman by day and David Walsh by night,...
