Drunk Mate Rewards Friends’ Efforts To Get Him Home By Running Off In Opposite Direction
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
We’ve all got that one mate who can’t handle himself on the piss, and for local bloke Gregory Hunt, unfortunately, he’s that mate.
The...
Melbourne Dive Bar Under Question For Not Having A Toilet That Looks Like Something Out Of Trainspotting
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
The legitimacy of Melbourne dive bar ‘The Lib’ has reportedly been questioned this weekend when it was discovered that the bathrooms were a...
PM Claims He Went On A Few Dates With Natalie Imbruglia Before Meeting Jenny, When He Was 12
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Scott Morrison's reputation as 'The Liar From The Shire' is starting to stick it would seem, after the Prime Minister made an outrageous...
“You’re Getting Paid Too Much” Says Concreter Watching Sparky Eat A Weis Bar For Lunch Dessert
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local electrician has copped a bit of a spray this arvo, after being called out by a colleague on site.
Sitting down...
Electric Vehicle Manufacturers Win Over Rural Australia By Whacking On A Big Fuck Off Cannon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Car Manufacturers looking to the future have today made a huge new announcement.
With the two major political parties trading blows and treading...
World’s Net Zero Targets Now Achievable After 50% Of People You Follow Post Picture Of Their Pet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Finally, after years of fear and doubt around humanity's ability to save itself, there is some good news on climate change.
It now...
Elite Athlete Shows Off Speed During Social Mixed Touch Game And Torches First Timer On Wing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Local office worker Richie Carter wowed the crowd at Sir Joh Oval this weekend, after burning an opponent with his scintillating speed.
The Reserve...
Take A Look Inside The Huge Hospital We Could’ve Built With The Money Spent Torturing Refugees
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation's Health Minister has allowed us a sneak peek inside a state-of-the-art new hospital that could exist, but doesn't.
In an exclusive...
Mum Welcomes Home Son With 40 Gallon Drum Of Spag Bol And A Metre Slab Of Caramel Slice
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Women’s Weekly cookbook is getting a workout this morning, as an enthusiastic Mum prepares for the post-pandemic homecoming of her...
Bloke Huffs At 15 Minute Wait For A Haircut In Front Of Barber That Waited 15 Weeks To Open
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local fuckwit and fade enthusiast has displayed sheer arrogance this afternoon, chucking a tantrum in the face of a barber...
