North Coast Bungalow Boasts Hamptons-Style Deck Next To Neighbour’s Meth Lab And Rusted Falcon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some good news for cashed-up investors who enjoy turning the universal human right of housing into a money-making pyramid scheme, a quaint...
Local Girl Finally Able To Have A Good Cry After Holding Off For 24 Hours Since Lash Extensions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
When local woman Elise Holland decided to get lash extensions for the first time, she was instantly converted.
As someone who wasn’t blessed in...
Sky News Mum Quickly Brushes Over Prince Andrew Before Ranting About Meghan Ruining The Royals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights empty nester has won the praise of her kids again this week, after standing up for the poor British Royal...
HR Officer Laughs Maniacally As He Ghosts Applicant After Four Rounds Of Interviews
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
When Jim Thornton was growing up, he knew he wanted to inflict the most pain possible on the world.
But considering he didn’t have...
Halo Developers Urged To Cut The Shit And Just Drop Blood Gulch Map Into New Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After years of fun and games, the people behind the popular video game Halo have been told to get down to business.
Fans...
Toyota Launch New EV LandCruiser to Target Lucrative Eco-Conscious Pig Hunter Market
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In breaking motoring news from Aichi, Japan, the Toyota Motor Corporation (TYO) has announced the release of a new electric powered...
Australia Facing Dire Shortage Of Panel Caps After Coastie Lads Take A Group Photo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Panel cap makers have been unable to keep up with demand this week as a collective of coastie mates took a group photo,...
Bloke Attempts One Last Effort To Pull By Casually Flashing Crypto Portfolio In Middle Of The Dancefloor
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A local bloke has had to resort to some pretty desperate tactics in the dating arena after attempts at conversing with strangers went...
Wagga Wagga Conservatorium Announces An Andre Rieu Stadium Spectacular for 2021 Carols By Candlelight
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Australian classical music fans are rejoicing today, as Wagga Wagga Conservatorium unveiled a surprise international headliner for their upcoming Carols by...
Boys Sharehouse Descends Into Using Multi-Purpose Spray As Dishwashing Liquid
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An all-boys University sharehouse has descended into a new stage of depravity, after sinking to a new depth.
Located in Betoota’s...
