Labor Returns Serve And Unveil Eddie Obeid As Candidate For Crucial Warringah Electorate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The race for the leafy Northern Sydney Electorate of Warringah has taken a dramatic turn today, with the Australian Labor Party unveiling a...
Sensitive New Age Tradie Doesn’t Even Try To Blame The Wife For Norah Jones CD On The Dash Of His Ute
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Looking at him, you wouldn’t think local tradie Michael Lewis had a soft spot for jazz music.
But when a fellow workmate spotted a...
Report: Hot Shower Allows Bloke To Experience His Own Fart In High Definition
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A bloke has tonight had the pleasure of experiencing his fart in high definition, after letting one rip mid shower.
It’s alleged Lachlan Carlton...
Local Dad Not All That Satisfied After Mum’s Poke Bowl Experiment
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A local Dad is weighing up his options for a second dinner, after being subject to a disappointing new food trend,...
Uni Student Informs Family All He Wants For Christmas Is A Full Tank Of E10
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An impoverished university student has called in financial reinforcements this week, asking his family for a full tank of fuel for...
Report: A Quick Look At Instagram Should Improve Your Mood
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As the end of another questionably justified year begins to worm it’s way into the history books, many members of humankind are understandably...
Regional Supermarket Receives Bulk Shipment Of Fresh Prawns For Christmas, In 17 Days
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There's some good news for Christmas Shoppers in Betoota Heights today, with revelations a huge batch of Fresh Prawns has landed at the...
Ankle Biting Demon With A Napoleon Complex Somehow One Of The Most Acceptable Dog Breeds
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With numerous videos showcasing the demonic exploits of trembling balls of fury a.k.a, many have been left to wonder why the breed is...
Local Woman Just Flat Out Refuses To Believe Spotify’s Bullshit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A local girl is reportedly having trouble believing her Spotify wrap up today, as she didn’t think she was that basic.
As someone who...
Nation With $1m House Price Average Vows To End Discrimination Against Catholics Who Don’t Want To Hire Gays
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Prospective homeowners are in for an absolute treat as the coalition government is finally doing something about record house prices by introducing the...
