Bloke Testing Out The Carnivore Diet Implored To Stop By Every Roommate That Shares A Bathroom
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With nothing much to do this week, local bloke James Reynolds has decided to try something he heard about after going through Joe...
Kamikaze Boss Sets Pace With Round Of Margaritas To Kickstart Christmas Lunch
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A work Christmas party is hot out of the gates, after a lawless boss was spotted kickstarting the occasion with an...
Local Woman Busts Out A Fake British Accent After Having A Few Too Many Glasses Of Bubbly
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A local intellectual has today debuted a cute and quirky trait when they were seen speaking in received pronunciation after getting on the...
Schoolie Seen Dry Heaving Into Agapanthus Bush Proves Fruity Lexia Does Not Make You Sexier
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A local Sydney school leaver has tonight learned the hard way that Fruity Lexia unfortunately, does not make you sexier.
It’s alleged Alicia Fitzgerald...
Local Man Shows Leadership And Orders Pizza To The Piss Up Without Asking Any Of These Idiots If They Have Requests
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has drawn strong praise this week for his brave and stunning efforts after a day on the sauce.
Following a lunch...
Outback Town’s Last Remaining Lefties Either Really Good At Laying Low Or Really Good In A Biff
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In the Outback Queensland town of Yawannagokun, there aren't many residents left who will admit that they miss Gough Whitlam.
After years of free-marketing...
This Is My Ashes Says 30 Something City Woman, Reserving The TV Tonight
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After a few days of hearing about the 5-day sporting extravaganza that is a group of men standing around while someone throws a...
Woman Forced To Stage Intervention With Friend After Being Sent 24 Tik Tok Videos In One Night
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Local woman Tara Newton has today had to stage an intervention after growing sick and tired of her friend Renee bombarding her with...
Awww Cute! Chirpy Pommy Mate Actually Confident Enough To Banter About The Cricket
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In a lovely story from Betoota's Old City District, a local Englishman has decided to treat everyone to a bout of laughter this...
Modern Day Sisyphus Stuck In Endless Cycle Of Putting Laundry On Bed And Kicking It Off
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Local bloke Pete Hughes has today realised he has a lot in common with the mythological king of Ephyra, ‘Sisyphus’, who was doomed...
