Craig Kelly’s Rude Head Almost Convinces Local Man To Pay For YouTube Premium
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Today was nearly the day for YouTube watcher Chris Lapido (33) as the image of Craig Kelly’s rude head popping up before a...
1980s Rock Song Waits A Full Two Minutes Before Funky Sax Solo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The new sound may have been discovered today as a vintage rock track from the 1980s has been discovered that patiently waited for...
Rural Victorian Town Experiences Tourism Boom After Revealing Ned Kelly Once Stopped There For A Wee
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Tears of joy are raining in Northern Victoria today as a small town has learnt their luck has just about come good.
The...
Bloke Applying For Mortgage Sheepishly Hands Over Bank Statement With Multiple Transfers Titled ‘U R a Dumbcnt’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights local has today come across as a bit of a dickhead, when his bank statements revealed a slew of idiotically...
Corner Of Holiday Suitcase Cops A 2 Kilogram Novel That Will Not Be Opened Once
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
As Sydney and Melbourne continue to cough on each other, a local Brisbane woman is making the most of her freedom.
Sophie Marsden...
Local Mum Hanging Out Washing Unsure If Harley Davidson Tee Belongs To Hipster Son or Bikie Husband
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Mum has found herself in a washing basket-induced state of delirium, after struggling to identify the owner of a...
Large Boost Juice Launches Local Man Into 6 Hour Sugar Upswing
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The Triton is washed, the garage is swept and both front and back lawns have been mown at a Betoota Heights...
Dropping Hints About Day’s Busy Schedule Fails To Persuade Christmas Party Fling To Hit The Road
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
Local woman Chelsea Pollard isnt known for making good decisions at the best of times, but when she’s on the piss, she’s an...
Mum Throws 1st Christmas Grenade By Asking In-Laws To Email Proof Of Vax With RSVP To Family Lunch
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local mother has set off a festive frag grenade, sending an explosive email concerning vax status to all members of...
Exhausted Local Silly Seasoner Actually Wouldn’t Mind Being A Close Contact Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As her synapses continue to fire barbs around her skull, Betoota Heights woman Ashley Gleeson is in a world of hurt.
So much hurt...
