Local Woman Forces Self To Rewind Horny Hypothetical In Head As Her Fantasy Gets Ahead Of Itself
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
Just like Sherlock Holmes, local woman Anita Phillips has a mind palace.
It’s her way of escaping the tedium of the every day...
Rich CEO Flaunts Wealth By Leaving Family-Sized Box Of Ferrero Rocher In Office Kitchen
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A generous company CEO has flaunted his deep wealth this morning, donating a family sized box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates to...
Lock Down Fling Now A Summer Fling After Mentioning ‘Family Beach House’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Betoota romance has been given an extended warranty this afternoon, after the casual mention of a beachside holiday home...
Local Boomer Asks Harvey Norman Staff To Direct Her Where She Can Find Her Son A Crypto for Christmas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Betoota boomer has had to call in the tech experts this afternoon, asking a Harvey Norman sales assistant where she...
First 30 Seconds Of Phone Call With Dad Just Him Swearing At The Phone
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
“Jesus fucking Christ, Theresa, I don’t know how to work this bloody thing!” these are the first words twenty-eight-year-old Kim Johnson heard when she called...
Small Town Bus Driver Has Seen Some Shit
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Wayne Makeham has been the unofficial angry uncle to over 2 decades worth of Betoota children, having been the one to drive them...
Pedestrian Countdown Timers Single Handedly Solve Obesity Crisis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
In lighter news, the Australian Department of Health has today released some encouraging statistics about the ongoing obesity epidemic.
Minister of Health, Liam...
Woman Who Paid For Express Shipping Leaves Parcel At Post Office For 3 Weeks
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
The world’s connectivity has brought with it many welcome advances; medicine, restaurant quality food delivered to your hungover little hands and the ability...
Scandinavian Noir Writer Almost Makes It Through Script Without Adding Child Trafficking Side Plot
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
New Norwegian crime drama The Berserker hits streaming services this weekend, promising lovers of the Scandi Noir genre the same thing they have...
Using Empty Tinnie As Ashtray Turns Party Into Dangerous Game Of Roulette
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Those who like to live dangerously would have felt right at home at a party in Betoota’s French Quarter on Friday afternoon.
Arriving with...
