Brisbane Bloke Who Pronounces The ’S’ In Queensland Must Think He’s Pretty Fucking Fancy?
COL DUNCAN | Local | CONTACT
A local Queenslander has recently revealed that he thinks he’s top shit by using the correct pronunciation for his home State.
Blaine Thompson (26) was...
Report: Dad’s Actually Impressed With The Route You Took Here
COL DUNCAN | Local | CONTACT
After cancelling Sunday dinner for the last few weeks in a row because he lacks the emotional intelligence to spend time around his...
Local Couple On The Rocks After Boyfriend Botches Airport Pick Up
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
What started out as a generous and loving gesture has this afternoon ended in disaster after local man Geoff Walker was unable to...
Local Girl Torn Between Protesting Gender Roles Or Helping Mum & Aunties Clean Up After Lunch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A woman has today been torn between standing up for what she believes in or avoiding angry comments from disgruntled family members, it’s...
Local Man Paying $60 For Non-Alcoholic Gin Unaware Of A Product Called Cordial
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A new member of the non-alcoholic community has let a liquor store take his credit card for a ride, deciding to...
AC/DC Makes Roadtrip Objectively Better
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A group of young friends are set for the absolute trip of a lifetime.
The four youngins embarking on an Aussie road trip state...
Vigilant Mum Staples QR Check-In on Backyard Pool Gate Before Silly Season Begins
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Covid conscious Mum has begun actioning her corona-safety plan, stapling a QR check-in to the front fence of a...
JB Hi-Fi Store Manager Exerts Dominance with Triple Lanyard Setup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A JB Hi-Fi Store Manager has shown the world who’s boss today, after arriving to work flaunting three retail lanyards.
It appears...
Popularity Of Online Grocery Shopping Linked To Recent Spike In Shopping Trolleys In Waterways
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
With the spicy once again refusing to leave, many concerned Australians are choosing to take their shopping online rather than risk it at...
History Teacher Reckons Hitler Would Have Loved Your Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes Haha
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A high school teacher has today alerted a student that one of the most famous historical figures of all time would have loved...
