Crypto Bro’s Girlfriend Tries And Fails To Understand Why You Can’t Just Screenshot An NFT
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
Local girlfriend Nicki Weaver has tried and failed to understand how NFT’s work and why she can’t just simply screenshot artwork.
It’s alleged her...
Healthy Granola Consumed In Unhealthy Quantities
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Proving to the world that she is on a health kick God damn it, logistics manager Katie Stoker (27) went up to the...
Flood Of New Year Engagement Photos Inspires Young Single To Book Flights To South America
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A young Betoota single is beginning to map out a few months in South America, after wallowing through weeks of watching...
White Sock Leather Shoe Combo Fair Sign Local Man is Graphic Designer or Deep State Conspiracist
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local man has created widespread panic throughout a cafe come coworking space this morning, all thanks to his choice of...
Western Suburbs Parents Shock Neighbours By Giving Son Name That Doesn’t End With ayden
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A young Harrington Park family is the talk of their scale-model suburb today after the most recent addition to the family was named...
Economic Woes Of 2021 Most Evident In Coastal Town Being Nice To Blow Ins
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With over half of Australia spending at least 42% of the year in lockdown, many of us do not have to look far...
Report: Most 2022 Resolutions Just To Not Get Sick From This Virus Our Government Has Lost Control Of
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As those of us who are still employed wrap up work for another year, the public consciousness shifts towards personal goal setting this...
Indulgent Local Hedonist Orders Gatorade And Panadol Delivered To His Door
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
When it comes to sorting out new years plans, if you don’t have a house party to go to, you may as well...
Uncle With 7 Fingers Still Wants To Buy Fireworks
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Despite several memorable mishaps in the past which are tactfully not mentioned at family barbecues, Uncle Joe is still keen to speak to...
Coastal Nightclub Bouncer Acting Like He Doesn’t Know Your Mum
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As the weather warms up and tourists start blowing in, coastal towns across Australia prepare for their local nightclubs to be slightly less...
