New Jackass Movie Trailer Shows Machine Gun Kelly Getting Taken Down By Boomers Again
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In some lighter news, the Jackass boys are back at again with their wild antics, showing a touch of gout won't stop them...
Sleep Deprived Nurse Relieved To Hear Future Is Now In Safe Hands With 75 Diesel Powered Tanks
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As nurses all around Australia begin to heavily rethink the profession they were once deeply passionate about, one overworked nurse in Betoota Ponds...
Sky News Oddly Quiet About Latest Attempt To Mix Sport With Politics
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As the Novak Djokovic debacle continues to unfold in Melbourne, it's been revealed that Sky News and its Murdoch counterparts have been particularly...
Local Girl Lays Groundwork For Sickie By Telling Whole Team About How Clammy She’s Feeling
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When it comes to successfully pulling off a sickie without earning the suspicion of your boss and colleagues, tactfully dropping seeds can really...
Active Testing Sites Easily Distinguished By High Number Of Piss Filled Bottles Leading To Entrance
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Before Australians took matters into their own hands by creating Facebook groups dedicated to alerting each other of the approximate waiting times for...
Desperate Scotty Informs Media That Djokovic Just Threw Children Overboard From Quarantine Hotel
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As the nation continues to grapple with government incompetence once again, the man in charge of things has today issued an eyebrow-raising claim....
Grown Man Realises Sopranos Did Not Adequately Prepare Him For Therapy
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After realising it’s not in his best interest to be either angry or sad all the time, local construction unionist Craig Margaretti (44)...
Valley Police Under Investigation For Sending Out Fewer Than Ten Officers For Verbal Altercation
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A police station is today under investigation for allegedly sending out fewer than ten officers to a verbal altercation in the middle of...
Side Sleeper Fails To Factor In Practicality Of New Tragus Piercing
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When local woman Shara Hornick suddenly became obsessed with the idea of a new ear piercing, she hadn't stopped to factor in how...
Girl Who Waitressed Four Years Ago Reckons There’s A Special Way Of Stacking Plates
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Local woman Bridie Keating used to be a waitress. In fact, she used to be a bartender too.
Despite her stint in hospitality lasting...
