NSW Central Coast Residents Dare Omicron To Come Down To The Sunken Monkey And See What Happens
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Central Coast of NSW has today issued a strong ultimatum to this new mutant strain that's threatening our freedom.
The total number of...
Greg Hunt MP Announces That It’s Too Hot In The Kitchen, Set To Resign From Politics
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After a stellar final lap in Federal Politics as the Health Minister who oversaw the most bungled jab roll-out into the western world,...
Well-Raised Local Woman Feels Stab Of Guilt For Not Saying Please To Voice-Activated Assistant
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A local woman has today grappled with an irrational sense of guilt, when they dared to ask a voice assistant to turn the...
Prime Minister Rules Out Fresh Lockdowns As If The Premiers Listen To What He Says Anyway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the nation and the world deals with the fallout from the spread of this shiny new spicy cough variant, our Prime Minister...
“This’ll Be Good For Our Wind Farmers!” Says City Bloke As He Shuts The Window
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A brand new form of small talk with B2B partners has emerged today, born out of the most universally acknowledged pain in the...
Rural Mum Furious That Plate Of Unseasoned Boiled Vegetables Isn’t Being Treated Like The Delicacy It Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A rural mum has today gotten the shock of her life, when it was revealed that her three children had no interest in...
‘I Just Don’t Want To Do 100 Hours’ Says Woman Trying To Justify Not Having Her Licence At 25
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A local woman has today tried to justify why she doesn’t have a license, despite being a grown adult.
Maddy Hansen is alleged...
NRL Journos Say Cheese Is Disrespectful For Discussing New Contracts Before They Got The Scoop
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The loudmouth gossip columnists who call themselves NRL journalists have today slammed Melbourne Storm star Brandon Smith for being 'disrespectful and 'out of...
Post-Lockdown Introvert Opts To Trim Hair At Home Instead Of Risking Chatty Hairdresser
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
When it comes to being an introvert, there are three crucial things that inspires fear into every soft spoken individual - answering phone...
Basic Card Game Instructions Cause Local Woman To Question Her Intelligence
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A local psychologist has today questioned her intelligence after a card game had her staring around the room in confusion, it's reported.
Anna Leeds...
