Deep Fryer At Public Pool Still The Hardest Working Public Servant On The Local Council
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A damning report into employee performance has unveiled a commercial deep fryer at a town pool is the only person that...
Changing Channel Prompts Dad To Wake From Deep REM Sleep To Point Out He Was Actually Watching That
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A Betoota Grove teen has today had the fright of his life, when he tried to change the TV channel.
It’s alleged Peter Grisham...
State Government Successfully Repurposes Asbestos Riddled Public Housing Into Foreign Student Accommodation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
With international borders opening up, the state government has been putting plans into action to make some of those sweet international student dollars.
Pinballing...
Newly Freed City Woman Quietly Dreaming Of A Saturday Night On The Couch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Melbourne woman has today revealed she kinda wouldn’t mind if things went back to how they used to be - even if...
Girlfriend Reckons It’s Actually Financially Reckless To Let The Black Friday Deals Pass Her By
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights woman has laughed off suggestions today that she might be getting a little too excited.
With the Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales...
Local Woman Cancels Microdermabrasion Appointment After Kissing Bloke With Stubble
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A lucky woman has managed to get an expensive skin treatment for free, after being spotted pashing a random bloke in Betoota Grove’s...
Perth Anti-Vaxxer Apparently Still Waiting On Research That He’ll Just Dismiss As Fake Anyway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With the nation’s Golden west joining Queensland in dragging the chain when it comes to getting jabbed up, a Perth man has revealed...
“Haha, Nah” Say Coalition MPs In Response To Renewed Calls For A Federal Corruption Watchdog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Coalition has today explained to The Advocate why a Federal Independent Commission Against Corruption, or similar watchdog type body isn’t necessary.
“Listen here, us blokes...
Former Emo’s Muscle Memory Triggers Her Thumbs To Search For Holes In Hoodie Sleeve
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
If you looked at local woman Shae Norris, you'd never think she was a reformed emo.
As pretty much the poster girl for...
Dutton’s Defamation Trial Finds That He Has Feelings, And He Doesn’t Like Them Being Hurt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's Defence Minister has today succeeded in getting 35,000 dollars out of an Australian with a Twitter account after he managed to...
