Teachers Pool Together RATs To Sell So They Don’t Have To Use Own Money To Buy Classroom Supplies
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A group of local teachers have decided to pull the wool over the eyes of the principal today and...
Seasoned Crypto Investor Comforts Friend Going Through His First Sharemarket Correction
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A middle-class bloke in a Politix suit who is largely devoid of any real personality has provided comfort to...
Male Quick Bowler Ruled Out With Mild Side Strain Looks On As Beth Mooney Plays With Broken Face
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A fringe Australian Test player who's been sidelined repeatedly this summer with a myriad of mild injuries has looked...
Scotty Tells Jenny To Go Over And See Why Grace Isn’t Speaking To Him
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The nation's First Lady Jenny Morrison has been tasked by happy-go-lucky husband-go-Prime Minister Scott Morrison to find out why...
Teva-Wearing Softboy Tells Bouncer They’re Sports Sandals In Unsuccessful Bid To Enter Surf Club
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A holidaying Betoota Grove native has been told to go elsewhere today after trying and failing to gain access...
Albo Announces New Policy Of Letting Government Repeatedly Shit The Bed Then Blame The Dog
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Critics of federal Labor's policy-light election pitch have been largely silenced today after the Opposition announced a new landmark...
McGowan Says It Hurts Deeply When Rich Neoliberals In Sydney Call Him Un-Australian
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The defacto leader of the Democratic Peoples' Republic Of Western Australia (DPRWA) has said it is a 'source of...
NSW Residents To Be Fined $1000 If They Don’t Leave Their Home And Spend Money
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From tomorrow, people in New South Wales will be fined $1000 if they do not immediately leave their homes...
Coworker Who Deleted Seven Pints Last Night Speaks Of His Battle With Long COVID Today
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A city worker who does something in town with a computer in exchange for money has said he's obviously...
NSW Police Searching For Black 1968 Dodge Charger After 42 000 RATs Stolen In Mascot Heist
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Police in Sydney's airport corridor are on the hunt for suspects today after 42 000 rapid antigen tests were...
