Providing Free RAT Tests Will Hurt Private Businesses That Bought Them All, Says Frydenberg
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The Federal Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has once again resisted calls to make rapid antigen tests free for all Australians...
Pete Evans Releases Signature Hand-Powered Ventilator For Followers That Shun Modern Medicine
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Going to hospital can be quite scary, especially for those who don't believe in modern medicine.
So in an effort...
PM Says He’s Been Able To Smooth Things Over With The Croatian President And We’re All Good
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been able to salvage the nation's reputation abroad once again - this time, with...
Farm Boy Bachelor Impresses Date With Tale Of The Time He And His Brother Roy Butchered A Feral Goat In The Bath Of Their Inner-City Flat Back In 07
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A primary producer from our town's fertile north left quite the impression on a French Quarter radiologist last Saturday...
Man Goes To Wedding And Doesn’t Get That Spicy Cough
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A local city worker has taken time out of his busy week of being undervalued and overworked at some...
PM: “Fuck It, This Djokovic Shit Can Wait ‘Till Monday”
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A senior public servant has made the decision to leave some very important work until Monday, taking his phone...
Man Buying Leaf Blower Unknowingly Becomes The Object Of Neighbourhood’s Murder Fantasy
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A French Quarter man who lives in a garden apartment has bought himself a leaf blower to tidy the...
Perth Man Says Won’t Be Watching The Hobart Test Because There’s No TV Inside His Traditional Yurt
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A Perth man has told The Advocate the stolen Hobart Test today because there's no TV inside his traditional...
Scotty Tells Transport Workers They’re Only A Close Contact If They Full-On Pash A Positive Case
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The Prime Minister has once again made changes to the way in which Australians deal with the spicy cough...
Federal Gov Says They’re Waiting For Brian Houston To Tell Them What To Do About Djokovic
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Special Counsel assisting the Morrison Government, Brian Houston, has yet to make a decision on tennis world...
