Perrottet: “This Is Fine”
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The defacto leader of the failed state of New South Wales has moved to assure people that despite nearly...
Landlord Seeking Post-Lockdown Rent Rise Asked By Tenant If He’s Considered Getting Fucked
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A French Quarter property investor is seeking a rental increase from one of his tenants this week as the...
Terrified Boomer Trades The Cutesy Handmade Cloth Mask For A N95 Doomsday Death Shield
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In a sign that things are starting to get worse here in our cosmopolitan desert community, a local sexagenarian...
Kindle Laid To Rest In Local Woman’s Junk Drawer As Summer Holiday Comes To An End
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A digital book library for people with ADHD has been put into a local woman's junk drawer until the...
Future Lockdowns All But Confirmed After PM Declares They’ll Never Happen Again
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Lockdowns are set to continue in 2022 after Prime Minister Scott Morrison told journalists today in Canberra that they'll...
Bloke Who Bought Muscle Car To Get Attention From Women Fends Off Daily Compliments From Men
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When local bloke Ian Haversford bought a Mustang, he expected to earn a lot of attention from the ladies. In fact, that's partly...
Hungover Women Continues Tradition Of Comfort Watching Harry Potter While Feeling Like Utter Shit
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There are some traditions that last the test of time and for local woman Tegan Sowry , watching Harry...
Mum Makes Thinly-Veiled Threat To Children To Not Fuck Up Christmas By Catching The Sydney Sneeze
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A Betoota Heights mother-of-four has told her children to stay the fuck away from pubs, clubs and whatever the...
Senate Candidate Pocock Says ‘Politics Is A Lot Like Rugby, Both Left And Right Wing Are Useless’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A gorgeous climate change activist and former Wallabies captain has today thrown their hat in the political ring by announcing a run...
Man Heading Overseas Next Week Taking Virus More Seriously Than He Ever Did During Lockdown
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A triple-vaccinated young man who's spent the last two years talking down the dangers of this so-called superflu has...
