Woman Says If Omicron Doesn’t Ruin Christmas, Telling Her Uncle That Bradman Was A Racist Probably Will
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A local woman has committed to ruining the only day her mother truly enjoys by telling her uncle that...
Noisy Smash Assessor Reckons That 9 Times Out Of 10 It’s A Write-Off, Aye
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"It’s never been a secret that the fucking insurance companies are a bunch of crooks," French quarter resident, Franco...
Barnaby Returns From America With The Suitcase Of Duty-Free Dead Cats That Scotty Asked For
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The Deputy Prime Minister has defeated the covid and has returned home to Canberra today with a suitcase full...
Local Man Hatches Plan To Catch The Herb-Stealing Fuck Who Keeps Pillaging His Rosemary
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A French Quarter terrace dweller says he's sick and tired of other people in the neighbourhood helping themselves to...
Launceston Man Marvels At Brisbane Cousin’s Fancy New Outdoor Garbage Incinerator
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A man from the Central Tasmanian town of Launceston has been filled with wonder and astonishment this afternoon as...
“Why Am I Eating This?” Man Asks Himself Halfway Through Subway Foot-Long
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For some reason, a local city worker found himself in the heart of our town's Old City District today...
“So Urea Is Like The Spice From Dune?” Scotty Asks Team Of Shrugging Nationals MPs
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The Prime Minister says he's struggling to get his head around the concept of urea as he told journalists...
NSW PE Teachers Continue Strike Action By Playing Ashes All Day In Classrooms
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A Milparinka PE Teacher has kept the strike action rolling today by refusing to teach his class how to...
Game Of Cricket Interrupts Endless Stream Of Predatory Gambling Ads
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Despite the cries of 'Fuck Me!' that resonated around the country seconds after the first ball of The Ashes...
City Of Betoota Throws Hat In Ring To Host Fifth Ashes Test
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Perth's loss could be Betoota's gain, according to Lord Mayor Keith Carton who today kicked off our town's official...
