Barnaby Reprimands Senator McMahon For Breaking First Rule Of National Party Fight Club
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Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce says the incident at the party's Christmas function between NT Senator Sam McMahon and federal...
Mark McGowan Reveals Plan To Steal The Sydney To Hobart Yacht Race From NSW
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The Government of the People's Republic of Western Australia (DPRWA) is seeking revenge after losing the Perth Test this...
PM: “How Good’s Turning The Bathurst 1000 Into A Personal Branding Exercise And Getting Booed Mercilessly?”
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The knockabout bloke who moonlights at the Prime Minister says he's feeling hard-done-by this morning after getting booed by...
PM: “If Only We Had A Federal Body To Prove Home Affairs Contracts My Mates Got Are All Sweet”
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The Prime Minister has thanked God and his angst-riddled son that it's Friday today because he's had a week...
“Libs Need A Strong Replacement For Porter, Like His Mate’s Nephew Or Something,” Say Analysts
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Liberal Party insiders are fearing a brain drain is underway as both Christian Porter and Greg Hunt deciding in...
English Cricketer Disqualified For Ashes Selection Because He Is English
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A fringe member of the English Cricket Team has been sent home after selectors discovered that his is English.
The...
POLICE STATE: Man Finds Himself On Watchlist After Buying A Simple Recipe Book From Vinnies
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A local man, of the Betoota Heights division in our humble but cosmopolitan desert republic, has found himself on...
New Anti-Troll Laws Welcomed By [Redacted By Legal] Who [Redacted By Legal] The Philippines
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A swathe of anti-troll laws are set to enter Federal Parliament this week which are aimed at unmasking people...
School Playground Hears How Omicron Had Two Of His Ribs Removed So He Could Mutate Himself
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A Betoota Heights state schoolyard has heard rumours this morning about a deadly new strain of the spicy cough...
Client Patiently Waits Until 4:55pm Friday Afternoon To Request Another Revision To Project
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A client has thoughtfully waited until the last possible moment to request a massive revision, despite having all week to answer an email.
It’s...
