Report: Just Lettuce Read The Letter, Georgie Boy, Let The People Be The Judge
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Local champion of free speech and libertarianism George Christensen is blocking, for the third time, the release of a...
Flag-Wearing Patriot Suffers Existential Crisis After Realising Scotty Is Actually Full Of Shit
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Deep in thought as he stares out into the Big Blue Bin off Sydney, one flag-wearing patriot says he’s...
Nathan Lyon Suggestively Raises Eyebrows And Smiles When Chat Turns To Who Should Be Captain
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The nation’s Wattle Holder Nathan Lyon has sheepishly put his case forward to be the first spin bowler to...
Gladys: “I Always Followed The Best Oh Fuck It, I Couldn’t Give A Fuck Anymore”
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The former Premier of New South Wales, Gladys Berejiklian, has told reporters in Sydney today that she always followed...
Man Wonders In What Spectacular Fashion The Prime Minister Will Fuck Something Up This Week
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The club captain of the Lake Betooa Surf Lifesaving Club has told The Advocate this morning that he's looking...
“Yeah Mate, It’s Been A Tough Year For Us All,” Says Bloke Standing Next To His New 300-Series
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A downtrodden old-timer reckons this year has been quite a punish for him - and everyone in the wider...
Scotty Explains Concept Of Inflation By Saying It’s Essentially What He Does To The Truth
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The Prime Minister is thanking God today that it's Friday, which means he gets two whole days off before...
Parcel Courier Says He Has A Sixth Sense For Knowing If Someone Is At Home So He Doesn’t Even Get Out Of The Van Half The Time
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A magic man who has fallen on hard times says he uses his supernatural abilities to see into people's...
Report: Mate’s Old Boy Got Some Wild Lookin’ Trotters On Him
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A Betoota Heights father has unknowingly been the subject of intense discussion this afternoon as his boy and some...
Liberal Strategists Draw Line Through WA After PM Says This Beer Tastes Like His Own Urine
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The faceless men who control Scott Morrison have let out a big sigh this morning and drew a line...
