Bloke Manages To Put Forward Policy Without Calling Anyone Names Or Declaring Himself An Underdog
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A man from Sydney's cosmopolitan inner southwest has suggested he plans on reforming the NBN to make it better...
Richard Flanagan Ponders The November Snow Outside His Hobart Home And Wonders If One Of His Stories Is Starting To Come True
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Tasmanian author Richard Flanagan has told The Advocate today that the sight of snow in his front garden in...
New Laws Could See Underquoting Agents Cattlegunned On The Spot In An Effort To Clampdown On Shady Practice
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Real estate agents in the wider Betoota Shire Council have been put on notice today after another weekend of...
RBA Says You Can’t Give Up Now, The Market Is Cooling So Get In Now Before You Really Fuck Your Life Up By Not Getting In Right Fucking Now!
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The Reserve Bank has issued a dire warning to the useless bags of human feces curdling in the summer...
PM Puts Forward Theory That Snow In Hobart Today Must Be Caused By This “Global Warming”
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Our happy-go-lucky country's Bloke-In-Chief has raised his own eyebrows today in Canberra when he blamed this bloody Tasmanian snowstorm...
Heavily-Leveraged Owner Of Shitbox Apartment Not That Keen On Joining “The Great Resignation”
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A young man who recently decided to ruin his life by paying over a million dollars for an apartment...
PM Tells Media He Had A Pie For Lunch Even Though They All Saw Him Eat A Family-Sized Quiche
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The Prime Minister has been caught out telling fibs to the media again after telling them he had a...
Barnaby Pleased To Hear His Farmer Mates Up In Moree Have Got Even More Rain
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The Deputy Prime Minister has passed on his congratulations to all his mates 'up the north west' who've got...
PM’s Campaign Advisor Just Nods And Stares Vacantly As He Tells Nation How Trustworthy And Competent He Is
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The Prime Minister has gone on the attack today, calling the Opposition leader Anthony Albanese a 'traitor'.
Scott Morrison is...
Sydney Auctioneers Now Required To Say ‘Gamble Responsibly’ Before Starting The Auction
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One of the nation's favourite pastimes, speculating on property and over-leveraging themselves to the point where they're one rate...
