Government Think Tank Names Australia As Having Best Climate Change Response Policy In The OECD
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The nation's new peak scientific body, an out-sourced department of the CSIRO named BrainThink, has rebutted claims made by...
“I’m Buying When The Bubble Bursts!” Says Young Warren Buffett
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One of the nation's greatest financial minds has told anyone who'll listen today that he's cracked the code when...
Marketing Pigeon Asked To Resign After Spending Rugby Australia’s Last $1m On Wallaby Surfboards
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The board of Rugby Australia has asked the pigeon in charge of their marketing department to resign over allegations...
Leaked Images Appear To Show Mock-Up Kiwi Warships In China Desert
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China appears to have built full-scale mock-ups of New Zealand warships in a desert in the country's north-western Xinjiang...
Man Contemplates Life After Learning New Pram Cost More Than He Paid For His Old 1993 NC Fairlane
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A Betoota Heights city worker opened his Netbank this morning to see he's worth significantly less than he was...
Quiet Boy From School Breaks Four-Year Social Media Hiatus To Announce He Just Ran The New York Marathon And It Was Really Hard
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A Betoota Heights man who grew up knowing he'd leave our cosmopolitan desert community forever and never come back...
Big Money Small Town Catholic Takes A Break From Making Children To Enjoy His 9-Seater Couch With Cupholders
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An airconditioning magnate from Betoota Heights said he's taking some time away from making new life with his wife...
New School Principal Looks Forward To Being Loathed By Every Staff Member In The Near Future
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The new principal at Green Road Public School in Betoota Heights says she's looking forward to the challenging task...
Aussie NFL Fan Insists His Love Of American Sports Is Not Related To Rampant Gambling Addiction
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A suburban man who loves his American sports has alleged today that his interest in the sport has nothing...
Bloke Who Drinks Ironically In Ungentrified Pubs And Clubs Gives New James Bond Five Big Yikes Out Of Five
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A young man from a good home who's enjoying his salad days living hand-to-mouth in a rapidly gentrifying suburb...
