Local Dad Agrees They Just Don’t Make Cricketers Like Jeff Thomson Anymore
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Despite a comprehensive victory over the West Indies by an innings and 212 runs before tea on day three of the first...
Man’s Entire Office Now Knows He Was Watching Very Loud Porn Last Time He Used Laptop
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Local man, 28-year-old Dave Sampson has involuntarily informed his entire office of his preferences when it comes to adult films.
After running late to...
Trump Appoints Wrestling’s ‘Iron Sheik’ As A Key Middle East Policy Advisor
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In the last few months, the world has watched in awe as a former real estate magnate, businessman, author...
Mum’s Hot Flushes Increase Dramatically After Michael Bublé CD Gets Trotted Out Again
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CANADIAN PSEDUO-CROONER Michael Bublé has the air con pumping and the fan blades spinning this time or year. Family...
New Office Employee Begins Search For ‘420-Friendly’ Co-Workers
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Benjamin Harvey, a newly hired graphic designer at Corporate Signage Australia, has embarked on his low-key yet persistent search for fellow employees who may share...
Australian Youth At Risk Of Being Radicalised By Cool Older Cousins
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A new report claims that Australian youth are vulnerable to radicalization by their cousin Brad.
With the recent hysteria surrounding lone wolf attacks...
Study Reveals Direct Link Between Cheez TV And Crystal Meth Addiction
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A new study out of the University of Western Australia has revealed a link between use of the illicit substance ice...
Marty McFly Relieved To Learn That Being White Is Still A Massive Advantage
22 October, 2015. 13:20
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After not even 24-hours in this century, world-renowned time traveller Marty Mcfly says he is very relieved to learn...
Uh-Oh Spaghettio! Local Man Realises Pokie Machines Took His Entire Paycheck!
22 October, 2015. 11:20
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Hidden cameras from inside the gaming arcade in Western Sydney's Fairfield RSL have captured hilarious scenes this week - and...
Scat boy regrets everything that’s ever happened
27 September, 2015. 09:35
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AFTER DUMPING HIS third cap of the evening, Miles Panache says he wasn't sure if that...
